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@Arkandel so basically, my mom.

Ok mom loveyoubye. Yeah I will. Yeah ok. Yes. Alright. Love you too. No. Yes. Bye. Yes love you too. Ok bye. Bye. BYE.

I'm thankful for Starbucks breve as it is getting me through the last revision of my thesis. And I'm thankful that it's petty shit like that that I'm thankful for. And for college being something that is happening at all. And the guy that got me into college.

I'm just very liberal with the up votes.

Our Catholic Churches do fish fries around here. It's delicious. It's kind of hard to fuck up fried catfish and French fries. My ex in laws are catholic and run the fish fry for their church, I ised to bring the baby at least once. Which I won't this year because I don't have time nor the carbs/calories to spare on fried fish.

I always brought lemon and straw on the side. This is the south, if you want something other than a lot of ice in your water you will be specific. Just like I asked Yankees 'sweet or unsweetened tea' because people here know better than to ask for just tea if you want it unsweetened.

But yes. Either ask or put lemon in a tiny dish.

@Arkandel No I meant the server should ask! You're fine and this is the venting area. But @ThatOneDude makes a good point. People are assholes to servers. I learned that quick but I was always nice. Within reason. I'm still nice to people who wait on me. Which gets me made fun of by friends if I have them on the phone. And yes, I quit talking to my friends when Im being waited on at the register.

I'm just a bitch all the other times. Shut up @silentsophia. See? I'm the worst.

I live in the 4th? largest city in the country. If it freezes here, it's A BIG FUCKING DEAL. I mean, the panic is overblown mostly yes, but we have zero ways to prepare for it. They only have like 3-4 trucks that can sand overpasses. And PS, you won't get anywhere without going on an overpass so, yeah. It's just best to stay home. But while the panic is absurd, we really can't do fuck all about freezing anything. An ice storm took out power for a week one time. Mock all you want, almost literally the entire rest of the country including the upper half of my state...but I was 20 before I ever saw snow in my entire life, other than a light dust. The first real snow I saw I thought was a blizzard. I thought every snow fall was a blizzard. So you may know snow, but there are people there to whom that will be the biggest ever winter storm they ever saw in their LIFE. This entitles you to mock away, but in return I get to point and laugh when you complain about the terrible heat and it's like 90 degrees.

And I find people who are like I'M SO OCD are really terribly messy. I don't know why they say these things. It's really irritating.

I don't wanna date your avatar but I'd have a hot threeway with it.

@Miss-Demeanor Yes!! Except at me, because we have hurricanes, tornadoes and floods that trap you where you are. Gulf Coast for the win. I think.

School isn't always about learning things. Sometimes the lesson you learn is how to cough up exactly what the bossman wants so you can move on with your life. This professor wants some bullshit about xyz so I give him that and we both move on. These people have devoted years of their life to study of this topic. They think what they have to say is important. That's all.

I think more or less it boils down to 'everyone can be an elitist dickface'.

I live in Texas but in a major city with weird hair so I don't get it much at all except from sweet old black ladies. You just can't be mad at being told 'lord bless you honey' while being patted on the arm. And that's from me, I don't like being touched or talked to by strangers.

My pet peeve of the day is the Apple Watch. The next person to say apple tard on my friends list gets blocked. It's an expensive piece of bullshit, yes. It doesn't make me better than you, no. You're not any better than me though for 'refusing to buy into materialism/hype/popular thing' because of supposed elitist reasons. Being an android fan doesn't make you better or worse, so shut up about it.

@BetterJudgment It's fairly common that a company gets QuickBooks and tries to lump everything in with one role. There's rarely enough actually bookkeeping for smaller businesses to just do bookkeeping, but yet they feel they need an accountant, full time. I think it's more common with the ego driven owners who think they are bigger than they are.

I take private clients now and one of the first things I ask is if the balance sheet balances. Mostly it gets answered with 'huh?' Or also common, 'I have this girl who does the books but we're getting too big and she's also my admin assistant/whatever. So I need this fixed, but I need her to be ok with you because you'll work together.' Which is ok, sometimes. Sometimes, bitches be trippin'. I rarely need to work with said girl, I need the raw data and then I clear out an account with all my questionable income/expenses. The problem women seem to have several markers in common, including not thinking there's an issue because the owner never told them the accounting isn't right, boundary issues with the owner, and a weird high school mentality no matter their age.

In my younger days I just took the abuse dealt because I'm dumb. I have learned better now. And furthermore, owners need to quit fucking their secretaries and get rid of the women who are trying to hump their leg at the office. I worked for two CPAs that openly had women on the side that were all up in their business. One of them juggled 2 girlfriends and a wife. He had a rule, I need a woman my age, one older and one younger. The younger one worked in the office. Sheer hell. Not to mention the really uncomfortable touching. Don't touch me.

I'd rather just sit and do my TPS report.

You're all the best. Yeah, I don't feel the need to hang all out or whatever. The women on social media who loooove the fatkini are like 350+ pounds and I just don't feel the need to celebrate that. I'm half that and fuck no. To me I'm just huuuuge. I don't feel the need to learn to love what I can change.

I'm not sad and I fit into a size medium Kors dress. Yay?

I know it's little comfort but I'm so sorry.

I just want to 3D print tiny unicorns. I want one so bad.

I'm literally hiding at my desk, honestly like...ducked down. My boss leaves for his home in Florida ANY MINUTE NOW. And as long as I avoid notice, I'm so gone.

I got a free elliptical from my new work because no one wanted it. And lots of cute pallets. I have a big office with a window and everything. I can close my door when I need to be left alone. The ladies call me a pixie due to my pastel hair and my size. SIZE. I'm 'tiny' according to them. Size 10 isn't remotely tiny BUT ILL TAKE IT. Everyone's very nice to me. I can bake again and that makes me happy. I now have people to pawn my baked goods off on.