Posts made by TheOnceler

@Atticus said in Atticus' Playlist:

(One set in Paris. Don't recall)

Were the head wizzes a kid and his mom and the kid died a year or so in and she set up a memorial to him in the OOC room and kept the place running for a while?

If so, that was LFdM.

Was there a guy named Mocker who was a homeless weirdo who claimed he was the king of cats and when his character got killed he paged the entire WHO to tell them that all the cats in the city were crying?

If so, that was LFdM.

Was there an entire group of 6-12 year old PCs who were part of a changeling children's crusade?

If so, ho boy, that was LFdM.

@A-B said in Spirit Lake - Discussion:

Ominous - afraid I have no idea what you mean. Given your sig, I assumed I wasn't meant to.

I don't really know Ominous, but if I had to guess I'd say they're suggesting you may be basically a red flag factory in the red flag district of Red Flag City, the capital city of the Red Flag region and home of the Red Flag gym where the gym master Redd Flaggerson uses a Red Flag (Psychic, Ghost) to fight.

I'm 13.

It's the junior high talent show.

My friend wants to dance to Weird Al's Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars.

I agree.

Then his mother fits me for a hamster costume.

The rest is only partially successfully blocked from my memory.

Without jobs and housing guarantees UBI is just going to offer predatory capitalism further opportunities to exploit people.

I'd like to see a serious health system rework that includes M4A, but I have no expectation that we'll ever see this. The middle and lower classes have been trained to fight against their own interests.

Updated.

That explains the laughter at my burn last night!

That person is already hording apostrophes.

I had a gallows COVID goof, but all of my friends assured me it was way too gallows.

Anyway, everyone share your Animal Crossing info so we can all visit one another.

Frozen 2 deserved a nod if only for how gorgeous it was. Which it was.

But really once Teen Titans GO! vs Teen Titans wasn't nominated I lost all interest. Talk about invalidating your entire show.

Skip the Four Loko and take two Adderall and two Ambien.

That's a night to remember!

Except you won't.

Do not include in your stats 'can take a good picture of whatever the fuck that thing is'.

@Auspice said in Bad TV:

@Quinn said in Bad TV:

he lady characters aren't there just to give the guy characters something to do/avenge.

no, just there to be fake-bisexual.

Can you expand on this?

@Jeshin said in Bad TV:

@TheOnceler

They just wrapped on season 1 episode 2, 8 hours ago!

Nice! The garbage is gettin' rolled out to the curb as we speak!

The Nevers.

I mean, it's not even filming yet, but it's Whedon. It's gonna suck.

@Roz said in Storytime! Embarrassment Edition:

So I was a junior in college. Dating a really sweet guy. He came with me to visit my parents at some point. The tough thing about bringing your SO home to visit your parents is, of course, how do you do the do. I was like 20 years old, I wasn't gonna NOT do the do.

Yeah.

Yeah, this can be an issue.

So I was visiting my parents for their 50th anniversary or something and I brought along my then girlfriend to meet everyone. They'd gone off to a big shrimp boil my sister was having in her front driveway because this was a classy central Kansas town, leaving me and said girlfriend at home to finish up some stuff we were cooking to contribute to the buffet. At one point we thought, hey, the bed in the guest bedroom is awful and when are we going to have this chance again. We pop on over to the couch and start having a Good Time, in a sort of sitting up position (which I wouldn't divulge if it were not important) when I look over and see that my father's dog had come up out of the basement and is staring at us.

I say, "Just ignore the dog" and she says "what dog?" and I say "just ignore him" because I'm talking to myself because the dog is freaking me out. But still, I've got STUFF! GOING! ON! so I try my best. But goddam that little highland terrier is just glaring. Finally I'm fully wigged out enough that I'm ready to call the whole thing off when I look over and he's gone.

Thank god!

Time to get busy living, or get bus-

That's when I felt the slobbery doggie tongue just go all over my balls.

I believe my quote was "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! DOUGAL NO!!! FUCKING DOG IS EATING MY BALLS!!!"

At which point I threw her off of me and jumped up, tripped over the ball-frenzied dog and banged my head on their coffee table. My girlfriend somehow managed to twist her ankle when she fell. We both needed medical attention.

I don't remember what excuse we gave the doctors in the ER or my parents, but I do remember that not a single damn one of them believed it.

Never looked at that goddam dog the same way again.

Fuckin' ball hound.

Whenever someone describes themselves as attractive and then uses Tom Hiddleston as their PB I first double check to make sure they aren't playing some kind of were-ferret and then I immediately complain to staff. It's just the right thing to do.

I invested all of my money in Flooz and beenz.

@Auspice said in Good or New Movies Review:

@Ghost said in Good or New Movies Review:

@Auspice Nope. I really did just watch it again. I love it. F.A.K.U

The very first time I saw that movie when it came out, all I could think was 'cool visuals ruined by it being too far up its own ass' and that opinion has not changed.

I thought "I wish I could see a movie with crazy visuals like that, but without all the tedium" and then Marvel gave me Doctor Strange and I was happy.

Too bad duder isn't on DrS2. Hopefully it doesn't mean that they've pulled away from making it kind of a horror-y movie.

@Derp said in Favorite Youtubers?:

@TheOnceler said in Favorite Youtubers?:

Griffin and Justin McElroy

Whole damn family is involved in media. I listen to their sister show "Court Appointed."

I listen to MBMBAM, Adventure Zone, Besties, Sawbones, occasionally Wonderful, and, of course, Til Death Do Us Blart.