Things We Should Have Learned Sooner

[Auspice]

@Scorn said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

"It's okay to say no."

This is the one I am terrible at. So terrible. I end up with way too much on my plate all the time or in arrangements that I'm unhappy with (like plots, RP groups, etc.) because I don't want to disappoint people.

[Lithium]

@Auspice I have that problem too. I try to accommodate to many people and then get put in the middle, trying to hold it all together and then when it falls apart, I get blamed.

It sucks.

[Tinuviel]

@Auspice Oh hey we need to RP soon. I don't care, no excuses. Get it done.

[surreality]

@Lithium That. That is like, my life in a nutshell. If I could drink, I'd clink glasses right about now in a toast to that trend reversing itself for everyone it happens to.

We should have watched more Eek, the Cat. "It never hurts to help!" ...

[Lithium]

@surreality Most of the time I feel like Catbug trying to do anything responsible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrviEBJyx3g

[Auspice]

@Tinuviel said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Auspice Oh hey we need to RP soon. I don't care, no excuses. Get it done.

I actually legit want to RP with you, but you're never on anymore you ass.

[Tinuviel]

@Auspice I said no excuses! Make it happen.

[Auspice]

@Tinuviel said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Auspice I said no excuses! Make it happen.

[Tinuviel]

@Auspice

[Auspice]

@Tinuviel said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Auspice

[Derp]

@Carex said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

Also, the best anime every made is only on youtube here:
https://youtu.be/V6kJKxvbgZ0?list=PLuAOJfsMefuej06Q3n4QrSSC7qYjQ-FlU - Sword Art Online: Abridged. (A parody)

As a huge fan of SAO (and its gun-slinging sequel!) I cannot thank you enough for this link. This made my shitty day way less shitty.

[Coin]

@Auspice said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

And fuck instant grits.

And fuck polenta.

And an extra fuck you to anyone who tries to conflate cream of wheat and grits.

Man, I pity your taste buds if you hate polenta because that means no one's made it right for you.

[Sparks]

@Scorn said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

"It's okay to say no."

Why do I sense like half of my friends staring pointedly at me?

[Sunny]

@Sparks said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Scorn said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

"It's okay to say no."

Why do I sense like half of my friends staring pointedly at me?

Because they've known you for more than five minutes?

[Roz]

@Sparks said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Scorn said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

"It's okay to say no."

Why do I sense like half of my friends staring pointedly at me?

[Auspice]

@Coin said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Auspice said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

And fuck instant grits.

And fuck polenta.

And an extra fuck you to anyone who tries to conflate cream of wheat and grits.

Man, I pity your taste buds if you hate polenta because that means no one's made it right for you.

I've tried making it for myself and it was super 'meh' and the name is really close to placenta so it falls solidly into 'NOPE' territory.

[Coin]

@Auspice said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Coin said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Auspice said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

And fuck instant grits.

And fuck polenta.

And an extra fuck you to anyone who tries to conflate cream of wheat and grits.

Man, I pity your taste buds if you hate polenta because that means no one's made it right for you.

I've tried making it for myself and it was super 'meh' and the name is really close to placenta so it falls solidly into 'NOPE' territory.

You did it wrong. I can guarantee. >.>

[Ghost]

@Auspice said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Coin said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Auspice said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

And fuck instant grits.

And fuck polenta.

And an extra fuck you to anyone who tries to conflate cream of wheat and grits.

Man, I pity your taste buds if you hate polenta because that means no one's made it right for you.

I've tried making it for myself and it was super 'meh' and the name is really close to placenta so it falls solidly into 'NOPE' territory.

Since you ruined polenta for me (because I will now always see placenta instead of polenta), I will ruin something for you.

Imagine The Offspring as always being sung by Weird Al Yankovic, because Dexter Holland's voice isn't so different.

[Coin]

@Ghost said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Auspice said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Coin said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Auspice said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

And fuck instant grits.

And fuck polenta.

And an extra fuck you to anyone who tries to conflate cream of wheat and grits.

Man, I pity your taste buds if you hate polenta because that means no one's made it right for you.

I've tried making it for myself and it was super 'meh' and the name is really close to placenta so it falls solidly into 'NOPE' territory.

Since you ruined polenta for me (because I will now always see placenta instead of polenta), I will ruin something for you.

Imagine The Offspring as always being sung by Weird Al Yankovic, because Dexter Holland's voice isn't so different.

1. Nothing can ruin polenta, if it does, you didn't love polenta as much as it deserves;
2. Weird Al Yankovic is great, and your comparison does nothing to ruin either.

I know you wanted to ruin it for @Auspice but I just checked in the mirror and I don't look like I care.

[Auspice]

@Ghost said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Auspice said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Coin said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Auspice said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

And fuck instant grits.

And fuck polenta.

And an extra fuck you to anyone who tries to conflate cream of wheat and grits.

Man, I pity your taste buds if you hate polenta because that means no one's made it right for you.

I've tried making it for myself and it was super 'meh' and the name is really close to placenta so it falls solidly into 'NOPE' territory.

Since you ruined polenta for me (because I will now always see placenta instead of polenta), I will ruin something for you.

Imagine The Offspring as always being sung by Weird Al Yankovic, because Dexter Holland's voice isn't so different.

Yeah, that has no effect on me.

Fellas: the color of your lips is (supposedly) the same color as your member!
Ladies: the color of your areola is (supposedly) the best color of lipstick for you! So get to color-matching!

(In my case they already fell into the spectrum of lipstick I already wear most often, so I guess I am fashionista..)