@Aria
I‘m Ass Lobster!
When the going gets tough, you have a team of naked men haul you up and get going! You're a juggernaut, Ass Lobster, and you take the world on asscheeks akimbo! There is no obstacle you won't batter down with butts crammed into your unthinkable briny insides!
Whether you're going for the big promotion or trying to help Birdie and Cub buttdoze their way back to the Enchanted Meadow, you are a tireless and fearsome force. Also, your stench is just unimaginable. It is literally the smell of mashed assholes, sweaty swampass and hollowed-out crustacean. Your resolve may be legend, but the odor uncoiling from your many buttcracks is an affront to God Himself.