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    • Ghost
      Ghost @Auspice last edited by

      @Auspice it's GONE.

      Can you paste it? Do u still have it in buffer?

      Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
      I really don't understand He-Man

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      • surreality
        surreality @Auspice last edited by

        @Auspice It is sadly no longer there. If you have it in a tab still, my gods, c&p!

        Oh fucking well.

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        • Auspice
          Auspice last edited by

          SHIT. Let me see if I can find a cached version.

          Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.

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          • Auspice
            Auspice last edited by

            Here we go! Found a screenshot:
            alt text

            Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.

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            • Ghost
              Ghost @Auspice last edited by

              @Auspice ...I'd hit it

              Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
              I really don't understand He-Man

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              • surreality
                surreality @Auspice last edited by

                @Auspice WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

                Somehow, the last line is what truly kills me. It starts off pretending to be so straightforward and factual and then goes off the rails so fast you'd think somebody strapped a rocket to it.

                Oh fucking well.

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                • Auspice
                  Auspice @surreality last edited by

                  @surreality said in Random links:

                  @Auspice WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

                  Somehow, the last line is what truly kills me. It starts off pretending to be so straightforward and factual and then goes off the rails so fast you'd think somebody strapped a rocket to it.

                  100% LETHAL!

                  Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.

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                  • Auspice
                    Auspice last edited by

                    http://ew.com/movies/star-wars-the-last-jedi-exclusive-new-images/the-last-jedi-exclusive-images/

                    They do have hints of plot in the blurbs, so those of you who are super spoiler-avoidant may not want to click through.

                    I already know I am gonna cry at every scene with Carrie Fisher, y'all. I don't care what the scene is, I'm gonna be a mess. 😐

                    Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.

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                    • Thenomain
                      Thenomain @Auspice last edited by

                      @Auspice

                      "You must like cats."

                      While I think there is quite a lot in this which is just for the lulz, this is the line that for me was the wink to the reader.

                      “If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
                      ― Carl Sagan, Cosmos

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                      • surreality
                        surreality last edited by

                        Dirty words that aren't. (Amusing for a very literary hobby.)

                        Oh fucking well.

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                        • Arkandel
                          Arkandel Admin @surreality last edited by

                          The most metal deaths in Middle Earth.

                          • He who takes offense when not intended is a fool. He who takes offense when intended is a greater fool.
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                          • Arkandel
                            Arkandel Admin @Arkandel last edited by

                            Paradox brings light to a World of Darkness.

                            • He who takes offense when not intended is a fool. He who takes offense when intended is a greater fool.
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                            • Thenomain
                              Thenomain last edited by

                              Posting this from an ArsTechnica article about someone who's trying to crowdfund a controlling stake in Twitter (yes, really, but that's not why I'm posting). This exchange had me grinning very, very wide. Enjoy.

                              cdclndc wrote:

                              Kane2207 wrote:
                              Quote:

                              The White House countered, saying Trump has a constitutional right to use Twitter.

                              Wait, what? Twitter is written into the constitution?

                              Yep. The 28th Amendment. Also known as the Covfefe clause.

                              (heeheehee)

                              “If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
                              ― Carl Sagan, Cosmos

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                              • Ganymede
                                Ganymede Admin last edited by

                                You're so uptight that --

                                http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/uranus-is-probably-full-of-giant-diamonds/ar-AAqHhTY?li=BBnbfcL

                                “It is better to live doing the things that you like. It is foolish to live within this dream of a world seeing unpleasantness and doing only things that you do not like.” -- Yamamoto Tsunetomo.

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                                • Karmageddon
                                  Karmageddon @Ganymede last edited by

                                  Plunder the booty that is your anus Uranus. (Sorry, not sorry.)

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                                  • Aria
                                    Aria last edited by

                                    The Best Internet Quiz Ever -- What Garden of Earthly Delights Abomination are You?

                                    I‘m Guy Who's Just Trying To Jerk Off But There's A Bird Lizard Yelling At Him!

                                    You're almost there! You're almost there! Nope.

                                    It's your fault, really, for trying to grab a piece of happiness in this nightmare hellscape. Even if the metaphorical bird lizards in your life didn't have to yell in your face, why wouldn't they? Why should you escape this biochemical quagmire even for a few seconds when you could be on the receiving end of a self-absorbed story, a political rant, or a fusilade of demands?

                                    Keep on tugging. Maybe you'll get there. But probably not.

                                    https://whatiswrongwith.me/Mia
                                    There were never any good old days. They are today. They are tomorrow. It's a stupid thing we say, cursing tomorrow with sorrow. -- Gogol Bordello

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                                      Deleted @Aria last edited by

                                      @Aria

                                      I‘m Ass Lobster!

                                      When the going gets tough, you have a team of naked men haul you up and get going! You're a juggernaut, Ass Lobster, and you take the world on asscheeks akimbo! There is no obstacle you won't batter down with butts crammed into your unthinkable briny insides!

                                      Whether you're going for the big promotion or trying to help Birdie and Cub buttdoze their way back to the Enchanted Meadow, you are a tireless and fearsome force. Also, your stench is just unimaginable. It is literally the smell of mashed assholes, sweaty swampass and hollowed-out crustacean. Your resolve may be legend, but the odor uncoiling from your many buttcracks is an affront to God Himself.

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                                      • Auspice
                                        Auspice @Aria last edited by

                                        @Aria said in Random links:

                                        I‘m Guy Who's Just Trying To Jerk Off But There's A Bird Lizard Yelling At Him!

                                        I too am this guy.

                                        Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.

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                                        • Meg
                                          Meg @Auspice last edited by

                                          @Auspice said in Random links:

                                          @Aria said in Random links:

                                          I‘m Guy Who's Just Trying To Jerk Off But There's A Bird Lizard Yelling At Him!

                                          I too am this guy.

                                          I was too. Time to form a club.

                                          #FreeFarfalla

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                                          • WTFE
                                            WTFE last edited by

                                            I‘m Super Happy Party Vomit Guy!
                                            Super Happy Party Vomit Guy!

                                            Yay! The party is over and you have earned your just reward! There's a secret that only you and Andrew W.K. know, and that is: To live life to the fullest, sometimes you have to end up ass-up, hunched over a terrific toilet-void and barfing sludge while a goodly party nun pulls back your eyelid.

                                            Party on, Super Happy Party Vomit Guy. Possibly the only person having fun in Hell.

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