Seeking Women for Multi-Game Harem
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I have affidavits to the contrary.
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@Thenomain I disbelieve your affidavits until you present them to me, sir.
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Oh my.
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@Miss-Demeanor said:
I'll volunteer! But only because TJ is like, totally hawt and offering teh sexxorz.
Still waiting for those booby pics
I'm a rodeo clown.
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@tragedyjones said:
@Miss-Demeanor said:
I'll volunteer! But only because TJ is like, totally hawt and offering teh sexxorz.
Still waiting for those booby pics
BOOSH. ^_^
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@tragedyjones Can I put my name in the hat?! Booooooooooobs.
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Here. FINE. I see how it is. Have some boobies.
And the predictable accompaniment of:
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Y'see that, @surreality? DOWNVOTE!
I'm a rodeo clown.
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My work here is done.
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@tragedyjones said:
Y'see that, @surreality? DOWNVOTE!
I have no interest at all in @surreality's boobies or tits but I have to upvote just to cancel the downvote.
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Dude, werewolf has a gift that lets you switch sexes at will, and it's 1xp.
Seriously, don't be ruling out the werewolf dudes just because they're dudes. They can fix that!
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What you have to do is convince a bunch of well-meaning female players that you have a deep emotional connection with them, possibly by faking being autistic or some such, farm up your XP, and then be a complete asshole to anyone who dares to show up in your genre sporting a penis, so they know who the Alpha Male is, rrrr.
“Real magic can never be made by offering someone else's liver. You must tear out your own, and not expect to get it back.”
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Bwahahaha. This is hilarious.
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@The-Tree-of-Woe said:
What you have to do is convince a bunch of well-meaning female players that you have a deep emotional connection with them, possibly by faking being autistic or some such, farm up your XP, and then be a complete asshole to anyone who dares to show up in your genre sporting a penis, so they know who the Alpha Male is, rrrr.
I can totally do this. I already have Tourette's Syndrome, I will just pretend it is worse! -
@The-Tree-of-Woe said:
What you have to do is convince a bunch of well-meaning female players that you have a deep emotional connection with them, possibly by faking being autistic or some such, farm up your XP, and then be a complete asshole to anyone who dares to show up in your genre sporting a penis, so they know who the Alpha Male is, rrrr.
"I... I have testosterone poisoning. It's terrible. It's like... so jarring, you know? I can't stop my dick from getting hard all the time, and that's such a horrible burden of frustration. You really have no idea. People laugh, but that's so cruel. It hurts me deeply when they laugh at my massive and majestic cock, standing at permanent attention, sometimes glistening... Can you imagine how many women just can't keep their hands off a guy who can go all night and just keep going? But I've been seeking the worthy ones, because nobody likes an indiscriminate slu--oh, hey, who's that over there? She's got great tits... s'cuse me a second here, gotta test her worthiness...
...over and over and over again."
Oh fucking well.
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@surreality said:
@The-Tree-of-Woe said:
What you have to do is convince a bunch of well-meaning female players that you have a deep emotional connection with them, possibly by faking being autistic or some such, farm up your XP, and then be a complete asshole to anyone who dares to show up in your genre sporting a penis, so they know who the Alpha Male is, rrrr.
"I... I have testosterone poisoning. It's terrible. It's like... so jarring, you know? I can't stop my dick from getting hard all the time, and that's such a horrible burden of frustration. You really have no idea. People laugh, but that's so cruel. It hurts me deeply when they laugh at my massive and majestic cock, standing at permanent attention, sometimes glistening... Can you imagine how many women just can't keep their hands off a guy who can go all night and just keep going? But I've been seeking the worthy ones, because nobody likes an indiscriminate slu--oh, hey, who's that over there? She's got great tits... s'cuse me a second here, gotta test her worthiness...
...over and over and over again."
Priapism, ladies and gentlemen. Its a serious condition. XD
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@Bobotron What?
...That's exactly what Juerg did at HM.
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@tragedyjones, this was not the lesson I wanted you to learn when I told you about singlewhiteboystexting. : (
