Jan 14, 2022, 2:44 PM

Work Peeve No. 34,769

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To: <Me>
From: <Colleague>

Re: Quick Question

I have a really simple, quick question. Can you call me?

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Bruh, if your question is simple and quick, then just write it out with your e-mail. Asking to confer by telephone is how I know your question is neither simple nor quick.