RL Anger

[saosmash]

I don't do this to cashiers because it feels invasive to go after their tag but do historically sometimes go 'Hi, <name>!' when the waiter tells the table their name. It usually makes them laugh but maybe I'm annoying and they just don't know how else to react. I CAN STOP. Are there waiters here who want me to stop doing this?

[Lithium]

@Miss-Demeanor I like the ones who want to argue with me about how much something is going to cost. I work part time at a parking lot essentially, paid parking. All the entrances are clearly marked.

No mother fucker, just because you don't think you should pay the price for the place where you parked doesn't mean I can just let you out for free.

Even worse are the ones who try to haggle.

This isn't a barter system, it's a fixed economy. If you didn't want to pay nine bucks, then you shouldn't have parked for a whole day on the surface.

Ugh.

[Miss Demeanor]

@Lithium Oh don't even get me started on the price checks.

'Oh, I found this in the X aisle for 19.98!'
Sir, it rings up as 52.97.
'But the price on the shelf said 19.98! I demand a price check/manager!'
... <several minutes and a redundant price check later>
Sir, the item was misplaced on the shelf, the UPC numbers don't match. This item is 52.97. THIS item is 19.98.
'But you're supposed to price match!'
...not to mis-shelved items, sir.
'But its not MY fault it was there, I should get the reduced price!'
I'm sorry, sir, its not Walmart's policy to give customers a 50% discount because an item was misplaced.
'I'm calling the corporate office and telling them you won't price match!'
<sighs> Very well, sir. Have a great day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.

[Kanye Qwest]

@saosmash said in RL Anger:

I don't do this to cashiers because it feels invasive to go after their tag but do historically sometimes go 'Hi, <name>!' when the waiter tells the table their name. It usually makes them laugh but maybe I'm annoying and they just don't know how else to react. I CAN STOP. Are there waiters here who want me to stop doing this?

BB if making people uncomfortable with my loud and friendly ways is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[Taika]

Bad doctor fucking with my kid's health. Gonna crawl so far up this dickbag's ass he's going to look like a 60 y/o porn star when I'm done with him.

[Arkandel]

Guy at the gym is like a lawyer (ugh) or financial advisor (ughh). He's wearing a headset and is on the phone with clients every single time early in the morning. He's talking to them while he works out.

Sample more or less actual conversation before and after he pumps a few reps: "Yeah, we can always...hey, give me a sec okay? ARGH! ARGH! ARRRRGH! ARGH! ARRRRGH! ... Yeah, so what we should do is..."

I don't know whether to be impressed or facepalm.

[SG]

@Arkandel Are you sure you didn't walk into a Just For Laughs setup?

[saosmash]

Oh my God I can't even imagine working out while talking to clients. I mean I hate talking to clients and I hate working out so this sounds like a recipe for like exponential disaster.

[Cobalt]

@Miss-Demeanor said in RL Anger:

Oh, and if you come into the CLEARLY not a superstore and get pissed that we're not, in fact, a superstore and thus do not have a full grocery section? Eat a bag of dicktits.

I could go on. >.>

My favorite so far is the: "This is the smallest walmart I've ever seen..." Or a "do you have door knobs? what about x/y/z? why don't you have them?" Because we're a GROCERY STORE.

Also, I'm sorry you're a CSM. That job looks like fucking hell.

Also, also-- in general. Seriously, take you fucking groceries out of the goddamned basket.

[HorrorHound]

FUUUUCK. FUUUUUCK. Ugh. Assholes. Listen. Don't give me weird fucking stares because I make race car noises. You asked for a ride, You looked at Me in My car (a thing you lack) and do not get to stare at me oddly because I make goddamn race car noises. Also stop screaming, stupid hobo, I gave you a ride. Ungrateful fuck.

Fuck.

[silentsophia]

Dear family,
Stop having me make a budget and then promptly ignore the fuck out of it.
Stop assuming. I said NOTHING about thing for dinner. NOTHING. The dinner item would've gone over budget, so I didn't buy it. Of course, you didn't seem too fussed since you bought a shit ton of stuff for yourself that DID go over bitched.
Stop bitching at me for going over budget. I was under budget on my stuff. Yes, I paid for our stuff but sweet Jesu christi.
Family: Can't live with 'em. Can't live without 'em.

[HorrorHound]

@silentsophia

Define..'can't live without'? >_>

[thebird]

Not sure if this counts as "RL", but... Goddamnit...

People who are basically illiterate, trying to say things on the internet, really piss me off. Can you not use Google, at the very least, people..? "U" is not a word. Etc.

I am irrationally enraged by this right now... Haha.

Shouldn't use "text message talk" if the abbreviations/words don't make sense...

ragequits Facebook

[Ganymede]

@thebird said in RL Anger:

Shouldn't use "text message talk" if the abbreviations/words don't make sense...

Wait until you read it in e-mail correspondence from opposing counsel.

[SG]

@Ganymede Are you a lawyer in a dramady?

[Arkandel]

@SG OBJECTION YOUR HONOR, SPECULATIVE.

[Ganymede]

@Arkandel said in RL Anger:

OBJECTION YOUR HONOR, SPECULATIVE.

Objection overruled; the witness is likely to have personal knowledge of the statement.

Yes, I'm a lawyer, but I cannot figure out if I'm in a dramedy or not.

[Kanye Qwest]

@Ganymede No, robots don't do good drama.

[Arkandel]

@Kanye-Qwest Asimov disagrees.

[Ganymede]

@Kanye-Qwest said in RL Anger:

No, robots don't do good drama.

I was always a fan of Brent Spiner.