Mar 23, 2015, 8:49 PM

@Admiral Conversely, try being a woman and having a body that doesn't conform to the presets. I have a short torso, but long enough legs that petite sizes look like Urkel pants on me. Regular sizes are just long enough to leave about half an inch of excess hem, however. There is no in between. No 'by inch' inseams. There's petite, regular, and long. If you do not fit in one of those three... well....

And don't even get me started on how a size 8 differs in actual size based on the where the pants sit on the waist.

@Three-Eyed-Crow This sort of thing is why I tend to do my shopping at Goodwill or Salvation Army. They're the only places I can reliably find bootcut and flare-leg jeans.

@Olsson It is if sewing is not something you like or even tolerate well. To this day, I can't sew a straight line without it looking like some Frankenstein-ish hatchet job. Thankfully, getting things hemmed is pretty damn cheap. I still generally just walk off the excess length though.