Date Thenomain
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If you have ever wanted to date @Thenomain here is the thread to do so. He's um.... a he. I think. He codes. He may have a different job, he may live in his parent's basement but... HE MAY BE A MONKEY.
So he lives somewhere in the US. He is above 21. He can rent a car. Ummmm
Yeah, so put your why you should date @Thenomain here.
He /may/ be a monkey people... a monkey
*I shouldn't post when really tired, but comeon be funny with me.
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Because damn, son. Dat tweed.
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Circa 1970s CE.
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Wait, Thenomain is a he? All the years I've been reading these boards I could have sworn... well, nevermind what I thought. Let's just say that I expected to find Birkenstocks and lots of flannel in his closet.
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@RnMissionRun said in Date Thenomain:
Wait, Thenomain is a he? All the years I've been reading these boards I could have sworn... well, nevermind what I thought. Let's just say that I expected to find Birkenstocks and lots of flannel in his closet.
Read what Derp wrote: it's the tweed.
Despite living only an hour away from @Thenomain, we still haven't had drinks together in the German Village or gone to Schmidt's Sausage Haus.
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I also code for a living. I do not live in my parents' basement, but I do have to admit I live in a condo that they own, so I save a shitton on the rent that I pay. It's somehow more classy than living in their basement.
I won't date a monkey, because I hate animals. Even my own cats.
Also Theno already said he likes me too much to teach me how to WoD??? I think I am in.
Consider this my formal application, please waive the fees.
#FreeFarfalla
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I don't want to date Thenomain. I just want to bang out a quickie and never call him again.
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I have massive genitals and have never touched a naked human being.
Let's do this.
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@Meg said in Date Thenomain:
Also Theno already said he likes me too much to teach me how to WoD??? I think I am in.
this makes me want to choke him because I don't care about your sanity and we could really use another person skilled nad versed in his particular iteration of CofD MU code.
"Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.
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I don't want to date Theno but would fight him for @meg.
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If we're fighting for Meg now, I should let you know that most of my hand to hand combat endeavours ended with me being restrained by a large group of people.
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@Meg if you was my girl~ ...we'd have double the cats.
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I have massive genitalia, too! a full collection of x-men comics, work in the IT field, and have a semi-stable job. Now, I'm not into guys, but I can guarantee a post hookup high five, beer and wings, and Predator on BluRay. Maybe Predator 2. Because Busey.
Also, by massive genitalia, I mean I didn't specify that I have a lion's penis.
When I get in there, I don't let go.
Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
I really don't understand He-Man -
I will also let you sleep with my SO for +300XP at chargen on the next MU you make.
because I am classy.
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Replace Predator 2 with Predators and I'm on board.
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- Predators
- X-men back issues in long boxes
- LION PENIS
- Won't make eye contact or kiss during sex.
Final offer.
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Wow so many options and still slim pickings.
That's probably why @Thenomain hasn't responded to any of our offers.
(Also edit to add that if it becomes a competition over me, I offer hand-written congratulations notes to every participant.)
#FreeFarfalla
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@Meg said in Date Thenomain:
(Also edit to add that if it becomes a competition over me, I offer hand-written congratulations notes to every participant.)
I don't want a participation ribbon.
I just want BANG BANG BANG.
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I'll throw my hat into the ring but he's definitely going to have to make some eye contact, and I'll be expecting more afterwards than a quick "Thanks, bro" as he rushes out the door.
Unfortunately I have no comics with which to sweeten the pot but I do have a bunch of old Apple computer products that might work?
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@Ghost said in Date Thenomain:
I have massive genitalia, too! a full collection of x-men comics, work in the IT field, and have a semi-stable job. Now, I'm not into guys, but I can guarantee a post hookup high five, beer and wings, and Predator on BluRay. Maybe Predator 2. Because Busey.
Also, by massive genitalia, I mean I didn't specify that I have a lion's penis.
When I get in there, I don't let go.
If he turns you down, holla my way.
