Date Thenomain

[SparklesTheClown]

I could actually make a legitimate claim to having a lion penis, but for reasons no one wants to know.

[Hella]

@HelloProject said in Date Thenomain:

I could actually make a legitimate claim to having a lion penis, but for reasons no one wants to know.

That's a ridiculous assumption here.

[SparklesTheClown]

@VulgarKitten https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis

edit: NSFW because Wikipedia are deviants.

[Ghost]

Holy shit warn before nsfw

[SparklesTheClown]

@Ghost Sorry, I forgot that not everyone knows about Wikipedia's notoriously being full of nudity. It's hilarious how much nudity is on that site.

[Ghost]

@HelloProject lol so true.

[RnMissionRun]

@HelloProject I've encountered this a few times over the years but none were as pronounced as the Wikipedia photo. Not a big deal, really.

[Auspice]

I don't have a penis.

[Monogram]

@Auspice Strap ons are just as good, dear.

[Auspice]

@Monogram said in Date Thenomain:

@Auspice Strap ons are just as good, dear.

I'm just providing a counterpoint to all the penile bragging.

[Derp]

@Auspice said in Date Thenomain:

penile bragging

To be fair, they did say 'massive genitalia'. Could go either way.

[Ghost]

For clarification...

By massive genitalia I meant that my penis is, literally, Joe Pesci.

Not just Joe Pesci-sized. I am the explanation as to where Joe Pesci has been for the last 5 years.

He and I wheelbarrow all over the place and then I put him in things. Pretty cool arrangement, if you ask me.

[Monogram]

"You think this is funny? Do I amuse you?"

[Ghost]

What can I say? I like being called a Motherfucker when I'm fucking a mother.

[Thenomain]

... What?

[Catsmeow]

You know upon reading this thread, I've made a decision.

I don't actually know @Thenomain but I will be choosing the winner. So submit why you should win the blacked heart of the fearless coder. May the odds be ever in your favor.

Sidenote: @Ganymede - can we go out for drinks? I need friends (even though I don't think I'm near you)

@Thenomain - you may PM your choice, but I'll probably just pick whomever entertains me the most.

[Meg]

I'm not even going to answer that question. I'll just slip a 20 quietly under the table, yeah?

[Auspice]

@Thenomain said in Date Thenomain:

... What?

@Catsmeow has taken a vested interest in your sex life.

[Derp]

@Auspice said in Date Thenomain:

@Thenomain said in Date Thenomain:

... What?

@Catsmeow has taken a vested interest in your sex life.

I mean, let's be fair, someone had to.

[Thenomain]

@Derp said in Date Thenomain:

@Auspice said in Date Thenomain:

@Thenomain said in Date Thenomain:

... What?

@Catsmeow has taken a vested interest in your sex life.

I mean, let's be fair, someone had to.

Cruel, but fair.

I'll tell you guys what, if Ganymede is up to it, we can record what would be an impressively awkward first meeting. Not as a date, no, but as amusement to all you well-meaning whackadoos. Maybe we could find a way to make Soapbox Meetups as a podcast.