Wildly Out of Context

[Derp]

You ever go back and read something you wrote, or think about a conversation you were having, and realize that only in context does something not sound hilariously weird?

That's what this thread is for. Those things that make perfect sense in context, but taken out of context, just sound ludicrously absurd.

Which is why you should not be putting the context in there, either. Just let people's minds go with it.

I'll start:

This gazelle is sexier than a cartoon gazelle has any right to be. The bull, too.

[Rinel]

"fyi, everyone

in addition to 'labial,' 'frenulum' should be used WITH CARE."

[Ganymede]

Batman submits the following memorandum in opposition to Plaintiff's motion for summary judgment.

[AeriaNyx]

@Rinel Related:

Bilabial fricatives are the BEST.

[mietze]

@Tinuviel said in MU* Gripes and Peeves:

Beren came,
And doom fell on Tinúviel
That in his arms lay glistening.

I have to admit, it made me giggle.

[Auspice]

"I told you, you wear long sleeves in the summer and short sleeves in the winter!"
"In the winter it turns really hot?"
"....prob'ly."

[Trix]

Next time, bring your own sponge!

[Auspice]

Also...just saw on the news Alright Alright Alright is now officially a film professor.

......because you know exactly who it is even so.

[Rinel]

@AeriaNyx

We don't even have those in this language!

[boop]

@Auspice said in Wildly Out of Context:

Also...just saw on the news Alright Alright Alright is now officially a film professor.

......because you know exactly who it is even so.

I thought you meant 3 Stacks, actually. Had to google it to realize you were talking about some white actor dude.

[gryphter]

[Aria]

Not something I said, but something I overheard a woman saying on the phone:

"Well, I guess you better hit my ass with that bus then."

Note that while we were both walking towards a large transportation hub in Philly, it's a train station, we were both still a block away, and there were no buses in sight.

[JinShei]

I just overheard the woman next to me in a cafe say "let's shower the girl in midgets"

I have no idea what context it is because they changed topics then...

[silverfox]

On the playground:

"Catch me sugar daddy!"

7-8 year olds playing tag.

(Okay, so I did ask for context. They were calling the tagger daddy (daddy long leg) and 'sweet' for nice.)

[Killer Klown]

Said to me, rather than something I said.
"No, it's not a sex toy. It's my sister."

[Ghost]

Overheard at the office...

"Tell her I've got snipers in my family. I ain't afraid of shit."

[Derp]

@Killer-Klown said in Wildly Out of Context:

Said to me, rather than something I said.
"No, it's not a sex toy. It's my sister."

I really want to know the context behind this one, lol.

[Ghost]

@Derp said in Wildly Out of Context:

@Killer-Klown said in Wildly Out of Context:

Said to me, rather than something I said.
"No, it's not a sex toy. It's my sister."

I really want to know the context behind this one, lol.

It would be amazing to no end if two consenting adults legally adopted a sex toy, and the person literally meant "Please stop acting like that sex toy is just an inanimate object, because it is legally my adopted sister."

[Auspice]

"Some are 6 inches, others are 8 inches."

[Tinuviel]

@Auspice Either way, I paid for a damned foot long.