Jun 21, 2017, 2:41 PM

@WTFE said in RL things I love:

@Catsmeow said in RL things I love:

Tattoo!!

If I ever get a tattoo it will be of a spider. On my scalp. I will shave my head, get a tattoo of a massive spider, then wear a hat until the hair grows back to cover it.

Why?

Well, first, I kinda think spiders are spiffy. But that's not the main reason. The main reason is that I'm balding. There's a race on my head between the hair thinning out to the point of absence on the top, friar-style, and the corners above my forehead pushing back to meet behind my head. And as I bald, more and more of that spider will become visible. That will be fun.

Man, I hope you have a high threshold for pain, 'cuz that shit is gonna HURT.