Apr 14, 2019, 9:05 PM

Parental Unit: "Bedtime."
Willful Child: furiously clicking on keyboard "Just one moment, I have to win this round."
Impatient Parent: What's so special about this round?
Troll Child: grinning evilly "I just called everyone 'peasants', so I have to win this one."

I'm doing well at this parenting thing, clearly.