everything is consent-based except for the shit coming from the Activities Director.
Cause if she says you tripped and broke your boner then you goddamn tripped and broke your boner.
But I'd just be waiting for the 'Ron and I agreed to be Exclusive Penetration Partners (EPP) but I've witnessed him have penetrative sex with TWO OTHER PEOPLE now and I want disciplinary action taken!' +job and
And here I am trying to finish my first ever sock (I am 'meh' on socks because it feels like so much cost/effort for something that is prob, knowing me, gonna have a hole in it after 2 wearings) and on the gusset I keep staring at this line:
'Step 2: Place the stitches from needle 3 onto needle 2 (32 sts are
on needle 2). This is the top of the foot now. Work across needle
2 AND continue in the (k3, p1) rib pattern as set for the top of the
foot on needle 2.'
I know it'll prob make sense once I'm doing it but rn it's like 'buh?'
(I will just note here: I will help anyone who wants to do this but I will not Staff on any game that comes out of this. The thought of the +request complaints that a game like this would generate give me hives.)
But I like the idea of 'You failed your Stamina roll. You cum and promptly pass out in the middle of the pile.'
...shit I didn't think of how badly a fucking Stamina stat was needed until now. I think that would replace Brawn.
I can certainly take a look at them. I can't guarantee what timeframe I can respond to anything in (been busy-ish). I'll drop a PM here shortly with my writing/professional email account that you can toss things at. 
She's giving the pattern away to her Patreon supporters.
<whispers> It has 48 charts. </whispers>
<whispers in despair> I'm not sure I could ever manage. </whispers in despair>
ETA:
From the instructions:
Casting on ~
Using your preferred method of casting on, cast on 300 stitch pairs for a total of
600 stitches. Begin working chart. Work rows 1-600.
it would take me so many tries just to not fuck up casting on that many stitches somewhere.
@Wretched said in King of Sex Mountain:
@Auspice I am bad as ASCII art
What About a Wiki Banner? (Semi NSFW)
I'll take it!
ETA: someone link the "do you take it in the ass" video for me.
@Wretched said in King of Sex Mountain:
Sex mountain in my head looks like,, a pair of rounded peaks, perhaps with a rock, almost engorged spire between em. Maybe listing to one side a bit.
Wanna design the connect screen?
@Livia said in King of Sex Mountain:
@Auspice I knew as soon as you took an interest in the project that it was all about me. OBVIOUSLY.
You would get aaaaaaaaall the Staff special treatment.
@Livia said in King of Sex Mountain:
Wake up, settle into work, drink chai, find this. What a morning it's been.
Look it's really all just an elaborate scheme to get you into e-bed again.
@surreality said in The Crafting Thread:
@Auspice OMFG.
GODDAMMIT I need to stop seeing things that make me think, 'I would want to dye something special to make that... '
I love how early on in the description it's like 'includes charts with simple directions' and then later goes 'helpful to know how to read difficult charts'
I hate charts
I hate knitting blankets (crochet is for blankets gdi) but uh
Uhhhhhhhh
It's not OrgyMUX. It's King of Sex Mountain.
Cuz it's good to be king, baby.
@Doozer said in King of Sex Mountain:
@Auspice let me in?
I can double check that it's up to date and all that jazz this weekend.
I work until late and gotta be up early tomorrow so I doubt I'll get anything done tonight.
I have an Ares installation just for messing around with you know......
@Thenomain said in General Video Game Thread:
And no surprise, Divinity 1 is 70% off.
.......during the week I gotta pay rent.
See! I told you it only goes on sale when I can't afford it. 
@surreality said in King of Sex Mountain:
I think we honestly may be overthinking this, and yet. It's funny in itself and taken to a whole new dimension.
Like I said: I love theorycrafting.
Pure complaining post:
thumb slipped out of socket and doesn't wanna properly go back in.
fucking huuuuurts.
@surreality said in King of Sex Mountain:
Well. We have joked since the first story that it's a weird miracle there hasn't been an orgy yet.
This is weirder. So much weirder.
I do not recommend archetypes, but... uh, if, I suggest porn archetypes. 'The Pizza Boy', 'The Sorority Sister', 'The Horny Divorcee', 'The Handyman'...
(OMG Bot, please don't hate me.)
Nah, no Archetypes.
Like, I can see the parallels with HM but I'm aiming for something a lot more chilled and laid back. Like, a hangout game with this super-laid-back storytelling tabletop element to it.
So the other reason I am inspired by Kobolds Ate My Baby* is this:
When you die in KAMB, you have the option to stand up at the table and give your character a sort of eulogy, reciting all their tales of greatness. If the other players vote that yes, your character was indeed mighty and great... they can be brought back to life!
So unlike HorrorMU where when you die you go back to the Facility until the next story (tbh I don't see anything like this in Orgy Game: just go to the RP Rooms and hang out and do whatever; play your own stories, chill, w/e; there's no meta-story), I see a system in OM where after you die you can tell a tale of your AMAZING FEATS OF SEXUAL GREATNESS and if the other players decide yeah, Chad was pretty fuckin' awesome when he did the helicopter while doing a one-armed handstand ........ they can immediately app in a new character for that orgy.
aka developing a sex game in FS3 (sorry @faraday).
This is all likely a lark and I am already developing a game so I doubt I am going to actually 'make this happen,' but I find a lot of enjoyment in theorycrafting. The initial idea for this was born out of bs'ing (and not actually complaining for once in our sorry lives) in the gripes thread. A 'what if' regarding an orgy scene that was not taken seriously. Which would, of course, take likely literal months to play out because of the logistics behind it.
The idea led me to consider: what if that was the entire point behind it? What if you approached it like a gaming session or even story? Develop a system in which each orgy has a different setting (and/or theme) and the goal is to be the last (wo)man standing? Because, you see, I am inspired by the game Kobolds Ate My Baby and this particular orgy would come with death tables. And embarrassment tables.
What's that? You failed a roll? Sorry, but the next time you go to lube up you grab the hot sauce instead.
I envision only 4 attributes (brawn, dexterity, wits, hotness), a v. streamlined action skillset, a heavy reliance on background skills, and RP hooks that read like a Tinder profile.
The only real issue I'm having at this point is: since death is gonna happen a lot (don't worry, the cleaners are discrete), I want a way to track deaths-per-player without requiring people use Ares handles. I feel like this may demand a custom Ares module.
(*This entire thing may be a joke. It may not. I'm kind of enjoying the idea of Orgy on a Cruise Ship followed by Orgy at the Office followed by Orgy at Bingo Night ....)