Posts made by Cirno

@Arkandel said:

@Cirno And you think

| I can't tell if you are trolling and to what extent! That is tremendously well done, bravo.

means

| I was making shit up, how I was trolling, and how I am certainly not attractive enough to draw attention from people or be leched on by white women.

?

I stand by my statement though, I can't tell if you are trolling. For your sake I hope you are but either way it doesn't matter to me.

Yeah, like how I was pretending to be black to troll people, am I right?

You'd think people would have learned their lesson by now, but noooooooo.

@Arkandel said:

@Cirno said:

No, I was talking about the other thread where you told me how I was making shit up, how I was trolling, and how I am certainly not attractive enough to draw attention from people or be leched on by white women.

Would you quote me the post where I said all of those things, please?

It would be my pleasure, kind sir.

@Arkandel said:

@Cirno said:

A.) When you command someone to have sex with you, they will do it.
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I am actually slightly dismayed by how much people are attracted to me.
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Like, a few months ago I was picking up some prescriptions for my hypertension and while I was waiting in line, this thirty something, red-haired white woman in tight exercise clothes started talking to me about stuff, and then she started rubbing my bicep muscles and my belly.

I can't tell if you are trolling and to what extent! That is tremendously well done, bravo.

@Arkandel said:

@Cirno said:

@DnvnQuinn

Ha! That'll teach Arkandel. He was pretending to disbelieve that I am comely and good looking.

Hrm? I said no such thing.

I said I don't care what color or gender you are, and I still don't. What possible difference does that make?

No, I was talking about the other thread where you told me how I was making shit up, how I was trolling, and how I am certainly not attractive enough to draw attention from people or be leched on by white women.

Now we all know better. If you're still unconvinced, feel free to visit; I'll show you the sights, and you can see for yourself at how many white women perv on me.

You could always brush it away by saying that they are the sorts that wear pants with "PINK" and other stuff written on the butt-cheeks, though.

@deadculture said:

@Cirno said:

I am just gonna leave this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQbkYhQ5OKk

Two can play this game.

Not impressed. Black people kill each other on the regular.

Shit, they form gangs just to kill each other. Your video doesn't mean a thing and proves nothing.

Do you also care about all the young black kids that get shot by black gangbangers? No? I thought so.

@Ganymede

Gany-chan, hidoi~.

@Ganymede

sniffle

Are you still going to invite me to your big Asian family gatherings, though, oneesama?

@Wizz said:

@Derp said:

See, I'm going to have to call bullshit on this. Being a white dude has never, ever given me any sort of special advantage. If anything, it's been detrimental to me in a number of ways, because I don't qualify for some of the things that I otherwise would if I were of a different race, gender, or ethnicity.

The whole thrust of your argument is "Affirmative Action is bad!" Yeah, maybe. It's a gray area. You had to struggle a little harder to get into school? Aww man.

But please, prove me wrong. Tell me how being white has bettered me in some way above and beyond my peers?

I'm not financially better off than anyone else. I fall well below the poverty line. I'm not academically better off than anyone else, save in situations where I've worked my fucking ass off to get there, devoting upwards of sixteen hours a day to school, and everything I've managed to do has been on student loans and pell grants, plus whatever I can scrape by working the minimum-wage job for the school I managed to land because I work my ass off academically.

But yeah, I'm just ballin' based on nothing more than the color of my skin. So go on, show everyone how.

I am going to 100% guarantee you that no one has thrown a bottle at your head or screamed a racial slur at you for just trying to buy groceries. Or just for walking down the street. No one has denied you fucking housing, or told you or your partner to leave a public area because you held hands. So seriously, shut the fuck up dude.

@Wizz said:

@Derp said:

The sheer saturation of this idea is astounding to me. Just because you're white doesn't mean you're somehow better off.

Dude, I really am sorry because in my experience it's not something that you can be told and you have to wait until you see it for yourself, but you really fucking are. I know people tell you this until they're blue in the face and I know you're probably sick of it, but if you're not aware that just being a white dude gives you some inherent advantages, it's just because you lack the life experience to know better, which to be honest is kind of a blessing in itself in a weird way.

Full disclosure, I am a white dude myself, but a lot of my immediate and extended family isn't and once it's there in your face you can't un-see it.

Nah bruh, people stared at him angrily once! He is totes oppressed, that's like slavery and the holocaust at the same time!

I am just gonna leave this here.

@Wizz

I can't upvote this post enough.

I am sick unto death of people telling me about how white people are being browbeaten, which is not a fucking thing and never was.

ATTN WHITE PEOPLE: NOBODY IS ACTUALLY COMING FOR YOU.

Regards,
Black people

@deadculture

Go tell all your white friends that you met a ravishingly beautiful black man who can write.

I can also draw and write stories.

@SG said:

That's some serious penmanship for someone who spends so much time on a computer. When I write with a pen it looks like someone broke my hands before I tried.

I am beautiful, strong, and intelligent.

I am a cis-bisexual black man.

Except for when I roleplay as a blonde german woman.

Edit: or as a female Japanese frost fairy.

Yep.

@deadculture

Yeah, go be a right-wing conservagrump somewhere else.

@Arkandel said:

@Cirno said:

I declare my race, gender, and sexuality frequently to avoid mixups.

I have no intention of declaring my race, gender and sexuality so I can enter a discussion. None of these things should matter, only the contents of our opinions.

Great.

Can I call myself a beautiful Japanese woman, then? Surely you won't mind, because all that matters is our opinions.

@Three-Eyed-Crow said:

@Cirno said:

Let me just upload a picture of myself, by the way.

I frequently wish for the WORA archive, but I did not think I'd ever look back fondly on the "people accuse Cirno of not being black and he proves them wrong" thread.

We grow nostalgic about very strange things, as the years pass.

Ah, yes - the Day WORA Failed.

It can only be surpassed by the time BetterJudgment failed.

He taunted me by saying I would not open a game.

With @Alzie's help, I opened a game.

He failed hard. He was, as they say, pwnt.

@BigDaddyAmin said:

@Cirno

Really? Is that so? Seems like every time I turn on the news I am being told to feel guilty because I am white, heterosexual, monogamous, breed other white children, and I identify with the gender that was assigned to me at concept.

Just the other day I was reading about how China has developed "political credit" called Sesame Credit. In other words, Sesame Credit tracks what you do, say, post, watch on social media and lowers/raises your credit score depending upon how conformist or subversive it is.

Can you imagine what that would be like if it were implemented here in this country? Social justice warrior wet dream...

And my hair is a bit too straight to do the afro....

I swear to you that the news lies and that we want you to go start white power groups.

Louis Farrakhan has said as much numerous times.

Please. Help yourself.

@DnvnQuinn

Ha! That'll teach Arkandel. He was pretending to disbelieve that I am comely and good looking.

If my phone camera wasn't so shitty, and if I was not in public in front of easily frightened white people, I'd take my coat and shirt off so you can see my hot body.

You will have to pm me for dick pics, though.

@BigDaddyAmin

Please, go right ahead. Most black people endorse your suggestion totally.

Anything to keep you out of our afros.

Besides, there are numerous clubs of that sort. There is the KKK, the White Resistance Movement, the Knights of White Saxons, etc etc.

Once more.