@ominous Ok? That's you. My partner has terrible ADHD and, honestly, probably dyslexia. I tried to get him into playing D&D but he finds that there is too much reading for his comfort involved. He was, however, very enthusiastic about Gloomhaven. He loves it.
There's still a lot of reading involved but I do most of the thematic/event reading. And he just keeps track of what his cards do. He's even more enthusiastic about the video game.
Which has, mysteriously, fixed itself. No more lag issues after the very first attempts at playing.