Best posts made by Faceless

@Coin And blacker, if CAH has taught me anything.

@aria Tybalt looks like a fine gentleman in need of a monocle.

@Coin said in House Rules vs Rules as Written:

You should not let people House Rule things on your game willy-nilly.

This is pretty much where my general distaste for House Rules and "custom content" comes from. A previous game I played and it's secondary incarnation is guilty of this. Beyond the point of being able to readily measure just how much has been HRed and the obvious jockeying to make one aspect of the game "better", while neglecting many aspects that could have used a new shiny coating for their respective turds.

@zobi said in Critters!:

my Fish kitty. She is a majestic creature who loves long walks on the beach, plastic bags, string, and blogging.

Zobi, y u Pet Sematary my cat, yo? I miss Zoe Francis.

@Warma-Sheen said in House Rules vs Rules as Written:

You won't get a benefit at the bar scene or the coffee shop scene or the TS scene, but you generally don't need the merit there.

You feel that perhaps that sexual position while sipping your latte may be far too advanced for you, despite being a thrice-virgin ninja vampire wizard demon. You seem to think that an attempt could leave you with a rather nasty cramp. If you wish to proceed anyway, then roll Dexterity + Athletics with a 3 dice penalty.

I beg to differ, I believe it's most useful there.

Crap quality picture, but it's a picture that's roughly two decades old. So, uh, suck it.

Roscoe. He was great fun and frankly an awesome learning experience as a teenager. Plus, I got to watch a monkey hump the shit out of the back of my brother's head. So, I mean, those memories are important to have in life.

@Kanye-Qwest excuse me, but there's documented proof that men are just that...

@cobaltasaurus said in MSB Cares:

(If you don’t know it’s pizza delivery which isn’t super glam

Unimportant. If it's paying your bills and other costs of living, even some of the way? Then it's worth it. You clearly have a plan for the path forward, so you're better off than many people. Good luck. You got this.

The Wizard's First Rule.

@auspice said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

Like would it be dramatic of me if I go to her and am like...

No.

@sockmonkey said in Sockmonkey's Playlist:

@Faceless Daaaaaayne!

I miss Dayne, a lot. I think Cressida and... Jimena? Were the only people he felt weird trying to flirt with. Everything else was basically fair game because more often than not, Dayne was high out of his mind on cocaine and greatness, so he rarely really knew what was going on.

@lithium said in Quinn's Playlist:

@quinn Life 4, Matter 3, Prime 2.

Lawnchair.

I didn't go through and double-check your work or anything. Just remember that it'll need to be +1 on the Arcana for turning someone else into a lawnchair. Just in case that wasn't applied.

@Cupcake said in The Apology Thread:

Like...why are you complaining about someone you didn't like anyway leaving the game?

Probably because they were losing a victim. Being a bully gets boring if you have no one to bully.

@Ghost said in Faceless' Playlist:

Damn it. I could have made an amazingly popular character if he could secrete baby oil, lube, or pumpkin scented hand lotion on queue.

I mean it was Dayne, so even if he didn't actively secrete baby oil or lube, I suppose he had it on-hand at any given time for general application purposes.

Congratulations on your crotch goblin. Will you be finding a game to have a birth day party or anything? I jest.

Welcome back. Things are as they always have been and always will be. MUing...MUing never changes.

@skew

@Coin I would do that. My wife won't. She wants to keep the peace among her family. I think her sister-in-law is eight shades of cray-cray. She has this huge competitive streak with our kid, for whatever reason, so if my wife posts something that our kid does or whatever, Cray McCrayzerson will post something that is an attempt to replicate it a day or two later. It's exhausting.

In one of those examples where she attempted to replicate something our kid did, with hers, she threw a fit because my mother-in-law liked my wife's picture and corresponding post. But not hers. Which clearly meant that my milf-in-law HATED HER WITH EVERY FIBER OF HER BEING!!!11!

This is also the same crazy person who, at a funeral for my spouse's grandfather, broke down sobbing and making a scene when my wife and her family took a picture together and she(the sister-in-law) wasn't included. Just outright sobbing, crying, and even infiltrated one of the shots...so there's just this crazy person in the back, peeking around Jafar(the father-in-law, you've seen the picture, I think) with an ugly-cry face. She was upset because she was excluded from the "family photo" of my wife, her sister, brothers, and parents. It was pointed out that I wasn't crying about it. In fact, I was taking the picture. That did not appease her.