I caught a full cup of milk to the grill today, when my aspiring MLBer of a 2 y/o chucked it full-speed at my face. Then he locked himself in his room and I discovered that we don't have a key for that particular lock. Thankfully it's a junk interior door lock so I was able to get that open with ease, without the need to boot it.
Meanwhile, at 14:00, my wife was having mixed drinks on the job. Then toward the end of her day went down and sampled different wines. While being paid. Why? No reason. The CEO just wanted to do it. Oh and they have beer on tap in the lobby, of which she informs me she loves the pumpkin spice beer. Vending machines? Nah. Snacks just sort of out in the open and free. Like they're feeding a bunch of damn pigeons in the park.
Upside? I didn't have to put on pants today. While I think that maybe I should renegotiate my benefits package, I may come out ahead purely for that reason.
Edit: No, there was a reason for the wine. "It's First Friday! Every first Friday of the month we have a party!", "Why?", "Because it's First Friday!", "......"
Edit2: No, this does not actually make me angry. I'm actually quite happy that she loves her company and they do things that make her love her job. It just didn't seem something to put in RL Things I Love, since there was some grumbling on my part.