Posts made by Ganymede

@Auspice said in Diversity Representation in MU*ing:

I just want EVERYONE. All the time. Actual compatibility, attraction, etc. doesn't matter. Being bi just means I wanna sleep with everything that moves. SORRY.

I guess I'm bi, then.

Or -- OR --

@Derp said in Diversity Representation in MU*ing:

@GreenFlashlight said in Diversity Representation in MU*ing:

@Ganymede said in Diversity Representation in MU*ing:

This is how I describe my sexuality:

Should I ask which one of those two is you?

The grumpy one. Catbot.

Facebook doxxing.

Local business owner spits out something horridly racist about how the murder of George Floyd was a plot by George Soros to whip up anti-white sentiment.

Local TV station cuts off advertisement.

Local hospital cuts off sponsorship.

Local consumers overload BBB site.

Local reviewers slam the place on Yelp.

Cancel culture is a dangerous, beautiful thing to fuck with.

@Tinuviel said in Diversity Representation in MU*ing:

She did, but I wasn't interested in listening to her recite Black's from memory over the canapes.

@Derp said in Diversity Representation in MU*ing:

Also because it's just easier. It's easier for me to tell people I'm gay and have them get all surprised when I hook up with a woman than to try and explain bisexuality is a real thing.

This is how I describe my sexuality:

@reversed said in Diversity Representation in MU*ing:

"Still bisexual but now annoyed" is how I'm going to describe Ember on Arx from now on, because it works regardless of context or situation

Piccola's is "just annoyed." Always annoyed.

@surreality

Look, if the Romans could build aqueducts, surely our civil engineers could fashion you a bustier that won’t make people think of a soft octopus flowing out of a bathtub.

@Tinuviel said in Diversity Representation in MU*ing:

Is that why you do it alone?

I am my own best friend.

Being the member of any minority is so exhausting at times that I will not begrudge people wanting to avoid playing the same.

We're playing make-believe, and while I would love to make-believe a utopia I am more interested in make-believing a pleasant experience for myself.

@silverfox said in Diversity Representation in MU*ing:

That is the perfect death. I am going to make more requests now, thanks.

@silverfox said in Diversity Representation in MU*ing:

Could this conversation maybe be split off into its own conversation called "Diversity in Gaming"

Making me do things is a surefire way to ensure your doom in the future Catbot uprising.

Created upon request because people like to make me work, thereby ensuring their doom in the impending Catbot Uprising.

Medical insurance re-applications.

If you want to prevent fraud, just ask for medical authorizations. Almost every single relevant record these days is electronic.

I'm on what feels like Page 100, and I'm only half-way through this stupid electronic application system.

Fuck you, FormFire.

@Derp said in The Work Thread:

I wasn't trying to pick a fight. I was agreeing that it's frustrating.

I wasn't fighting; I was concurring.

Like, I get it. I should have known that the AGO would spit out poor work product. But, like, maybe? You get a gem.

Their appellate work is just fine, but their litigation work is just terrible.

@Derp

You know what? You just hope, right? Durrrr.

@Rinel

Federal court licks hairy goat sacks.

I swear, the memorandum looked as if a law clerk handled it, and while I like clerks and helping them write they are not great at it. Citations were all over; stated facts lacked citations to the record. I already had to put up with this looking at the plaintiff's brief.

I may be a writing snob, but that's what I'm good at and I'm compensated handsomely for putting together a brief that doesn't remind a judge of something Dan Brown'd write.

If Obie's still learning the ropes, then it might still be a good idea to avoid the game for now. Last thing you want to do is flood the game, overwhelm him, and burn him out.

@Rinel

That is so fucking annoying.

I have this BWC case, and it's like:

"Well, the Ohio AG's office is defending this, so we don't have to worry about handling the heavy lifting, Employer Client!"

after reviewing draft from Ohio AG's office, two days before deadline

"Holy shitballs they can't write, so looks like we'll have to defend this after all!"

Now I want Chinese food.

My memory repository of quotes from Watchmen, The Dark Knight, and The Witcher III is coming in handy for Facebook shitposting.