My space hipster character is named Ezekiel "Megaphone" Wyatt, a level 20 barista who specializes in ancient Earth cassette tape entertainment. He can, at any given time, produce up to ten copies of Sonic Youth, Radiohead, or Pixies cassette tapes. The kicker is that you have to be cool enough to provide your own cassette tape player to use them.
He has thirty cassette tape players, but fuck you, they're vintage.
He has a -5 to all dice rolls to avoid being punched in the face.
He has a +10 beard.
He is the Captain a space freighter named the:
Captain Jane: Also known as the day where people gathered under the sun and witnessed a sonic explosion of such great magnitude that systemic racism was never again seen PART SIX.
Yes. That's the entire ship name, and when he asks for landing clearance on space station, he whiteboy raps the request in the style of De La Soul.
Edit: His preferred war cry is: KMFDM TECHNICALLY ISN'T MUSIC.