@Auspice Hahaha. I authorized the firing of one torpedo and the dude fired two. It turned into a scolding session that "we are on a FIVE YEAR JOURNEY and only have so many torpedos", and that he would be docked replicator rations until the value of the torpedo was repaid in full. Oh, and that if he went to Federation Human Resources over this as retaliation I'd have Operations airlock him.
Operations Guy: "FUCK YEA, BRO."
Man, I played Star Trek Bridge Crew once and loved it; probably a little too much. They let me have the "Captain" role. LOL that was such a bad call to give a RPer like me an authority role. It was like Archer meets full-blown employee review threats and inspirational corporate slogans. So much fun.
I might go the VR rig route but game development hasnt exactly caught up with VR yet, so I'm waiting a little longer to see how it pans out.
@Alamias Exactly.
I suspect that my SO is a WTF-Grade speeder.
@Auspice Fuckin weird.
I need no less than 1.5 hours to motivate.
@surreality said in King of Sex Mountain:
Slow-mo nekkid sword fights
This perfectly sums up my career in information technology
Stupid RL conversations you have with a naked girl at 7:45am...
Me: "How the hell can you get up 30 minutes before work and still get there on time? That's fuckin crazy."
Her: "It's easy, you just get up, shower, brush your teeth, and go."
Me: "What about breakfast, though?"
Her: "I get a few cheese sticks at work, like...10"
Me: "You eat 10 cheese sticks for breakfast?"
Her: "No...at 10."
So sleepy today, ffs.
@surreality People need to get in on this "being weird" thing. It's good for the soul.
@surreality said in King of Sex Mountain:
@Ghost "FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON!!!" Night
WHEN YOU THINK YOURE BEING AWESOME, BUT IN REALITY YOURE FUCKING SLOPPY DRUNK AND EMBARRASSING YOURSELF NIGHT.
@Alamias said in King of Sex Mountain:
@Ghost Having never actually watched an episode of Always Sunny, all your gifs are making me want to watch it. I'm not sure that is a good or a bad thing.
It is an amazingly giffable show, and it's hilarious.
@surreality said in King of Sex Mountain:
that session's King of Fuck Mountain
This session's king??? You dare question my sole reign?!?!?!
DRACARYS!
Jesus. Stopping. Stopping typing this stuff, that is.
@surreality said in King of Sex Mountain:
Just shift up setting/whatever every week or two, vote on which thing to do next, groups could pitch an idea to the list they'll help run/set up and do it all round-robin-ish-like.
I do not share power. There is only one king of Fuck Mountain. There is no committee; there is only the existence of loyal orgy advisors giving me suggestions as to how I may succeed at being the #4 orgy-themed mush staffer in all of current mushdom.
Each session I would role play as myself in a throne, sitting high above the Orgy in judgment with my fist to my chin like Conan, but ultimately more like Shao Khan from Mortal Kombat quietly judging the to-the-death fighting tournaments in Outworld.
"GORO! BARAKA! Bring me a plate of spare ribs."
@Cupcake said in King of Sex Mountain:
@Ghost How much time did you spend working on that list?
Shockingly little.
I am currently laying in bed typing quasi-sideways and started writing that 10 minutes after waking.
That post took about as long to write as it did to type.
Like I said, I get weird. I think of a lot of randomly dumb, insightful, horrific, and lolz shit.
Yes, the loophole gif was perfection, but you absolutely don't want me staff on FUCK MOUNTAIN ORGY MUSH because you don't want the randomness that is my brain coming up with orgy themes.
I just woke and am stopping there. You don't want this, guys. I get weird.
Best gif that describes this mush idea AND my feelings on this.
@surreality People with good intentions let you decide your level of involvement and vulnerability. Yeah. Fuck that guy.
Also. Disclaimer?
Saying this doesn't make it a 100% assurance (You could never know with accuracy that I'm not a liar), but I buy into 2 things when it comes to information security.
InfoSec people should be bonded and live by a code. If my next certification test goes well, I'll be signing to both. I would never do these things, because if I did and got caught, I'd lose that bonding. In fact, if I failed to report, I could lose it as well.
Just because I know about this stuff doesn't mean I would ever do it. It's just that to defend against malicious attackers you have to think like one. After a certain amount of time working on this shit, I've found you end up thinking like a cop: You look at things differently and weigh security everywhere you go. You notice things like protocols and give a shit about site certificates.
#2 is why all the time I'm like: Y'all using SSH yet? FUCKIN TELNET, MAN.