Posts made by GreenFlashlight

I had dreams last night.

Not nightmares. Dreams.

I usually only have nightmares. One night full of nightmares every four to five weeks. The nightmares don't upset me, at least not upon waking. I always assumed they were just my brain dumping built-up stress or what have as part of the regularly scheduled disk defragging.

But tonight, I had dreams. Lovely dreams. They were based too much on the media I watch, but still, perfectly nice dreams.

I feel content but also suspicious of feeling content. It's weird when nice isn't normal.

@cobalt You snooze,* you lose.

*and/or fail to snooze at the appropriate moment

@arkandel I kinda liked Castlevania's answer: vampire vision is different from humans so all those right angles mess with the vampire brain.

@arkandel I died laughing at how the show was able to literalize Loki's narcissism like that. It's one of the best, cleverest uses of an absurd premise I've ever seen, and something about it feels so very British I just can't even.

@bluebird said in The Dog Thread:

I know I was once young enough that I too watched television in that position, but I do not remember why I ever did that to my neck or back.

@wizz said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

married
polyamorous
woman
just seeking
a "belaytionship"

Tell me if I'm getting too personal and I'll apologize, but I'm curious. Which of these five things are the problem(s)?

@tnp I don't have 45 minutes to watch this at the moment, but I am curious. Is this video about staying silent when questioned, or about not reporting to cops, or both?

@cobalt I demand updates on when she starts to talk.

@sunny Yikes. I'm so sorry.

@sunny I take it you're talking about several cans of soda rather than soda that had been poured into an ice cube tray and frozen?

@too-old-for-this said in Random funny:

@greenflashlight Oh, that is just the tip is the iceberg of stupidity that is people.

I mean, I guess I shouldn't judge. This very morning, I almost poured myself a big old glass of salt for breakfast because the salt container was where my morning shake mix usually is, so I obviously can be thoughtless too. I just don't quite get what this guy was going for, is all.

@arkandel What a weird argument for someone to make.

@arkandel I'm not sure I get the context. Is this intended as an argument against a second season of the TV show or something?

Tom Hiddleston is only two years older than Sophia Di Martino. I can't tell you how much I love that.

@silverfox said in RL Anger:

The firefighters at wildfires should not have to warn people to not fly their drone over a wildfire. Come on people!!

Is that a danger to the firefighters, or just a waste of a drone?

YouTube wants me to watch video dissections of Street Fighter super moves. That's fine, it's my fault for falling down a Capcom rabbit hole. What's less fine is that sometimes, the video recommended will be of a forty-year-old walking pectoral muscle beating the shit out of a teenage schoolgirl, uppercutting her so hard she flies into the air with her skirt flaring away so the players can see her panties, which image is of course the thumbnail for the video.

Some days I feel very tired, is all.

@cupcake Awesome! I'm glad people are looking to help you out. Did you ever meet the dog you'd originally planned to adopt, or was it a long-distance kind of thing?

...I thought this was going to be a game about hunters versus mavericks in the year 21XX.

Happy fuckin pride month

https://twitter.com/Most/status/1407715074853199874

John McAfee dead in prison. Apparent suicide.