I'm very confused by all of this. Hosting is like $5 a month shared? Something like that? It's stupid cheap. I have a virtual server, I think it's maybe $50 a month? I only have that because I have client files I have to be responsible for and hosted QuickBooks. I also have a reseller account for whatever's that's half that. Wtf. Host. Your. Shit. If anything around $10 a month breaks you, quit fucking mushing and fix your life.
I'm not sad and I fit into a size medium Kors dress. Yay?
@ThatOneDude I want to. Omg. I would eat all of that.
I can at least see beans but not piles of that or rice. >.<
Can fast food Mexican places quit putting beans and rice in salads now please? IT HAS NO PLACE IN A SALAD. Fucking hell. I'm too deep in the suburbs for a good taqueria.
@Sunny NSAIDs trash my stomach in short order and don't do crap for me. I have a crazy opiate tolerance so immediately I'm just a druggie when I'm like 'what is this? It doesn't work. Oh it's morphine? Sorry it sucks'. I can't imagine how hard it is for heart patients!
I can't MU on anything mobile. Even my iPad with a Bluetooth keyboard. My Air is the only acceptable portable device. I just can't do it. I don't know why. Can't. Makes me crazy.
@Sunny As long as you got some sweet drugs there's always hope! I hope things are better soon!
@Bobotron As well there should be. It was life affirming. I'm glad I don't live in Dallas or I'd live at the sauna. Why yes, I'd love some bulgogi while basically lounging about in my jammies between soaks in the hot tubs.
I'm down. I just got back from the Korean sauna. After having an ajumma rub all my skin off and massage the ever loving hell out of my shoulders I'm all sorts of good to go. Bring on the imaginary white girl stress, I'll just go back and pay a wonderful Korean lady to remove it again.
Ah when I say it's easy to lose weight I literally mean eat fewer calories than you burn. That's a dead simple approach to weight loss. You don't generally have to complicate it or whatever. That just speeds things along, or sometimes doesn't. You don't even have to work out.
But yes, the other issues are more complicated, but on a very base practical level, it's easy. You know?
@Olsson We all have our issues. Mine is heartache and stress. Hello, in spades. Being not fat is all about not eating too much. Being healthy is moving. A cookie won't make me happy, simple solution. Finding the time to run and lift weights is harder to get motivated for. Theres no solution other than to just do it.
Mine isn't that great, mostly because the flaws cancel some most of my stuff out.
Flaw.Forgetful
Flaw.Squirrel!!
Flaw.So clumsy I fall UP stairs
Flaw.You totally fucked me over three times already but sure, I'll give you a second chance
Flaw.Addiction (Sephora)
Flaw.Addiction (Michael Kors)
Flaw.White. No, really really white. Totes that white girl. So painfully white. White girl wave at people in the ghetto while listening to loud hip hop and say HIIIIII! level of white. I'm so sorry.
Flaw.Allergies (To all the things I love 
)
Flaw.Sarcastic
Flaw.Actually enjoy Whole Foods
Flaw.I can't even
Science.Biology
Science.Esthetician
Academics.Accounting (Management)
Firearms.Yes I'm a girl and I can shoot this .50 pistol so fuck off
Athletics.Horseback riding
Athletics.Stronger than I look
Expression.Belly dance (Completely negated by Flaw.Never in front of anyone)
Socialize.High end sales people
Socialize.Not totally a basic bitch
It becomes more than just not being mean to fat people. There's a whole culture and it's an ugly, ugly culture. First of all, there are all these 'perceptions' of bullying that just aren't. Like if you look too long at someone. I've read articles where some girl got mad that a hairdresser told her that the cut she wanted wasn't flattering and she got it anyway (it was so hideous) and the hairdresser then said 'I bet you feel like you've lost 10 pounds' because she cut like 2 feet off the girl's hair. This was OBVIOUSLY FATSHAMING. What? Just...what?
Then there's the part where they get to attack others for losing weight, being skinny, going to the gym, watching what they eat...etc. And god forbid a dude not date fat girls. HOW DARE HE. But yet, if a dude only dates fat girls, he's obviously fetishizing them and they're not objects for your pleasure!
You can't win. The hot girls I follow on Instagram have never been nothing but nice and encouraging to me and they're stunning. I abandoned my real Facebook for ages because of mean fat girls. So there's that.
Fun fact, morbid obesity starts for a 5'4" woman at 235. Let that sink in a minute. That is not the person we usually picture to be morbidly obese just yet.
Oh and, @silentsophia, I totally understand the sleepiness annoyance but I'm glad you're feeling better. Mod cloth is cute but I can't wear a one piece. I'm super short waisted. Long legs does not count when you're 5'4". It's sad. It just means nothing fits well. I ended up getting a fatkini. However, because I'm sooooo short waisted, the two pieces meet in the middle and overlap haha.
Now I kind of want to play this...
You're all the best. Yeah, I don't feel the need to hang all out or whatever. The women on social media who loooove the fatkini are like 350+ pounds and I just don't feel the need to celebrate that. I'm half that and fuck no. To me I'm just huuuuge. I don't feel the need to learn to love what I can change.
Fatkinis. Screw y'all and all your fatkinis everywhere. They replaced all my glorious tankinis with fatkinis everywhere that serves fat girls who need a lot of boob support and are too short waisted or obnoxiously sized to get a one piece. What few tankinis there are severely lack the needed support. I hate you bitches. I'm going to get me a nice muslim bathing suit. There were a few ladies at the waterpark with them on. It's basically a lycra dress and leggings and a super sweet built in hijab. I'm ok with this.
I think you're kind of missing the point. I meant it to be inclusive of here and people from here, so I know who I'm paging. Not some rando with a want rp flag, which is cool and all, but say I really like someone's style and think they're cool. I know them, the know me, we know what's what. Also, I have no power as to what people code on their game.
This keeps getting mentioned a lot, where someone says 'I'm down to play! Page me any time!' but other than @Ganymede, I get confused on who says this. So why not start a listy list. I'll edit the top post to keep the concise info even! Maybe I'll make a spreadsheet. Bitches love spreadsheets.
By Right of Blood
@Ganymede Dan
Eldritch
@Arkandel Daniel 'Thugbear' (Specifically 20:00 and midnight EST)
From the Ashes
@Sunny Rae
Kushiel's Debut Lords and ladies BDSM/low supernatural game
@Sunny Emma
Reno
@Cobaltasaurus Giosetta, Malin
@Ganymede Max
@icanbeyourmuse Mikaela
Safe Haven Harbor
@Arkandel Adrian
@icanbeyourmuse Kenna
The Reach
@Cobaltasaurus Libby
@Ganymede Clarice, Ripley, Mark
@icanbeyourmuse Mainly Nicky
Wildcard
@Cobaltasaurus Pluckytart, NPCs, Lamia
@icanbeyourmuse Selene
@BetterJudgment It's fairly common that a company gets QuickBooks and tries to lump everything in with one role. There's rarely enough actually bookkeeping for smaller businesses to just do bookkeeping, but yet they feel they need an accountant, full time. I think it's more common with the ego driven owners who think they are bigger than they are.
I take private clients now and one of the first things I ask is if the balance sheet balances. Mostly it gets answered with 'huh?' Or also common, 'I have this girl who does the books but we're getting too big and she's also my admin assistant/whatever. So I need this fixed, but I need her to be ok with you because you'll work together.' Which is ok, sometimes. Sometimes, bitches be trippin'. I rarely need to work with said girl, I need the raw data and then I clear out an account with all my questionable income/expenses. The problem women seem to have several markers in common, including not thinking there's an issue because the owner never told them the accounting isn't right, boundary issues with the owner, and a weird high school mentality no matter their age.
In my younger days I just took the abuse dealt because I'm dumb. I have learned better now. And furthermore, owners need to quit fucking their secretaries and get rid of the women who are trying to hump their leg at the office. I worked for two CPAs that openly had women on the side that were all up in their business. One of them juggled 2 girlfriends and a wife. He had a rule, I need a woman my age, one older and one younger. The younger one worked in the office. Sheer hell. Not to mention the really uncomfortable touching. Don't touch me.
I'd rather just sit and do my TPS report.