Posts made by Miss Demeanor

BITN. Was on the 100, but I found it to be a bit railroad-y and more drama than I care to deal with in my free time hobby game.

@Cobaltasaurus said in RL Anger:

@Miss-Demeanor said in RL Anger:

Oh, and if you come into the CLEARLY not a superstore and get pissed that we're not, in fact, a superstore and thus do not have a full grocery section? Eat a bag of dicktits.

I could go on. >.>

My favorite so far is the: "This is the smallest walmart I've ever seen..." Or a "do you have door knobs? what about x/y/z? why don't you have them?" Because we're a GROCERY STORE.

Also, I'm sorry you're a CSM. That job looks like fucking hell.

Also, also-- in general. Seriously, take you fucking groceries out of the goddamned basket.

I actually like CSM'ing. I come across far more blatant idiocy behind the register and service desk.

PS. Stop leaving gross shit in the carts when you leave! Also, stop leaving the carts perpendicular to the ROWS OF CARTS you lazy shits! Its two feet, put the cart back instead of making a huge goddamn mess of carts that blocks the self-checkout lanes! Oh, and there's a special hell reserved for those sons of bitches trying to drag huge 50 inch tv's through self-checkout. Or really, anything beyond a small number of easily rung up items.

@Lithium Oh don't even get me started on the price checks.

'Oh, I found this in the X aisle for 19.98!'
Sir, it rings up as 52.97.
'But the price on the shelf said 19.98! I demand a price check/manager!'
... <several minutes and a redundant price check later>
Sir, the item was misplaced on the shelf, the UPC numbers don't match. This item is 52.97. THIS item is 19.98.
'But you're supposed to price match!'
...not to mis-shelved items, sir.
'But its not MY fault it was there, I should get the reduced price!'
I'm sorry, sir, its not Walmart's policy to give customers a 50% discount because an item was misplaced.
'I'm calling the corporate office and telling them you won't price match!'
<sighs> Very well, sir. Have a great day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.

I work as a cashier, service desk associate, -and- CSM at Wal-Mart. I wear a nametag every day. All my workers and supervisors, right up to the Store Manager, have to wear nametags. To this day, unless they tell me otherwise, I call them 'Miss/Mrs./Mr. <name>'. Because its polite. No matter who I'm dealing with. If I don't have a name, sir or ma'am/miss. People will call ME by name, but I would much rather have someone do that than tell me one more time 'oh if it doesn't ring up its free, haha' or 'wow, you must be a general with all those buttons'. Because I don't hear that ALL THE TIME.

Also, people who pile up EVERYTHING at the very far end of the belt despite there being yards of open space between you and the person in front of you? FUCK YOU. You're being a douche.

Same goes to the asshole answering a phone call when I'm trying to ask you a question/take payment from you/HELPING YOU FIX YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM THAT WAS YOUR FAULT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Oh, and if you ask me where the bathrooms are, and we're standing FIVE FEET FROM THE CLEARLY MARKED BATHROOMS, you have lost all right to get huffy when I simply point to said clearly marked door. At that point, I am not speaking because if I do, the snark will not be held back.

Bonus points if you come directly to the service desk in an attempt to pick up your online order, completely missing the GIANT BIOHAZARD ORANGE paint with the five foot tall 'PICK UP HERE' sign on it.

Oh, and if you come into the CLEARLY not a superstore and get pissed that we're not, in fact, a superstore and thus do not have a full grocery section? Eat a bag of dicktits.

I could go on. >.>

@VulgarKitten Or those of us just raising the next generation of gaming nerds. ^_^

Looks like the game has crashed.

@Coin BEST!

@Lithium Not sure, but the store technically has air conditioning, you just will never feel it up at the front of the store... which is where 90% of the people are crammed at any given time.

@Olsson If I'm not working, and not going anywhere, and can stay in my nice air conditioned house? I will skip a shower now and then. But I -do- live in some humid hellhole landscape, and while I understand that sweat is going to happen... there's a difference between someone being a little sweaty because its 85-90 degrees outside with 110% humidity and there's not so much as a whisper of a breeze, that's what deodorant is meant to help combat... and someone who walks into the store on a 76 degree balmy breezy perfectly lovely day and smells RANK because they can't be bothered to wash their ass or their hair and they haven't brushed their teeth in MONTHS and their clothes have nasty stains on them. The former is understandable. The latter is being a nasty fucking person that sadly, my job requires me to get within smelling distance of.

@somasatori Oh yeah. I work at Wal-Mart, so I get it from Employees AND customers. It doesn't help that our store is apparently going to attempt to brave a Florida summer -without air conditioning-.

@somasatori I get more people that don't brush their teeth than that, but yeah. Just gross all around.

@somasatori Ewwwwwwwwwwww, seriously?! Why... why would you not clean any part of your body???

BUDDY!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/garry-shandling-dead-dies_us_56f44caae4b0143a9b47c1ce

Duh, duh, duh... another one bites the dust!

Is it wrong that I imagine it 'going plaid'... like.. everywhere?

http://tvline.com/2016/03/17/larry-drake-dead-la-law-star-dies/

RIP Larry Drake.

@Sammi peers I have to wonder if this is the Sammi I remember from years back and if so, HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! Come pester me on BITN!

@Thenomain That's when I would go 'Okay, you don't find any rich or socially adept people in the area. Next?'. Use a silly skill...

@Admiral Can -I- work for that company???

@Insomnia And set on fire. In space. Then pelted with meteors. Then captured by aliens and probed until there's nothing left.

People actually scan the spine of D&D books??