So in the my work life is weird department, this has happened:
I decided a week or two ago to quit my job. I'm an adult with bills, so I wanted to get a job first. I haven't heard back from any of them. So I'm like, huh, maybe I suck, but whatever. Not to worry, keep apping.
I go to work. My asshat boss is strangely nice to me. He's like I realize it's not you, it's your team and I want to work with you to fix it. (I have heard this dance request before). My uber shade asshat boss (Boss of the asshat boss), tells me that it's not me, but the team needs to be reined in. --- Then one of my team quits because they had a falling out with a co-worker - BUT - it's not me and they will stay on to get me through the week of hell coming up next week. The other person that got accidentally screwed over, says they aren't a little bit angry at me.
I have told NO ONE that I'm thinking of quitting. It's been my little internal mantra.
Then today. One of the bosses in another department (on line with the asshat boss) comes to me and says they need to talk. They asked if I want to come to their department as a manager because they think I'm the SOLUTION to their problems over there. Uber Shade Asshat Boss told them that he completely agrees. - New boss says they haven't told their team as they are reviewing options, but they also want to get me a pay raise if I go to it. This was the department I wanted a year ago.
I have said nothing and it's almost like people are oddly falling over themselves.
This is weird. I'm still okay quitting, but I'm also okay with trying this. However, it's very very weird.