Posts made by Templari

@auspice Supply Closet!

All those handy cleaning supplies for after, after all.

@surreality

@surreality Pssssh. Vampires have sheer force of will. If Dracula could command Renfield to do the things he did, then he can certainly be all "Arise, Penis!!! Harden to fulfill your destiny! Gird yourself true!!"

Damn, I ran out of horrible things to add to those commands.

@auspice Haaa, that is one of my favorites.

@surreality Yes. As it helps keep up their... circulation.

@surreality Awww. Wait. I think you mean "lost" it.

https://youtu.be/9fuNNtmjDXs?t=6s

@surreality Wrap one of them. Put it in a box. Wrap that. Put that in another box. Wrap that. Repeat until bored, then apply 10 layers of wrapping paper to the last box.

Combination of 2 techniques my father used on my brother to get him to stop tearing open presents before figuring out who they were from to thank later. It was super-effective. Years later... I have used it on him still... and his son , my nephew! (I may be the asshole of my immediate family)
ETA: No, I AM, I just remembered giving that boy one of those obnoxious metal xylophones when he was like 3... specifically for revenge against my baby brother.

@surreality said in Random Thoughts:

@auspice This really explains a lot of why they show a lot of centaurs wearing those twin braid hairstyles all of a sudden...

ETA: This conversation == Infinitely more entertaining than the eternal 'do vampires have sex and why' discussion. (PLEASE NOBODY START THAT ONE HERE.)

Well you see When a Big Daddy Vampire Loves a Cute Young Thang Ghoul a little too much he gets excited...

@surreality said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

1:17pm: I spike the shit out of my coffee.

LOL... also. Don't forget about those boxes, or it will be worse the following day.

@surreality said in The Kitten Army (GIF Heavy):

@templari Oh, dang -- if you can find that version, please post it! I have a soft spot for that one, I do. It's such a cute version of "Mayyyyybe no."

That just makes it so much funnier.

Plus little pudge calico is so adorable it almost hurts.

I'm now on a mission. FB is not cooperating, but I will find it again!

Edit to Add: Aha! It's a video link. (Found the youtube version)
Kitties!

Good. Gooooood.

I protest this whole thr- SO MUCH CUTE AND FLUFFY PURRY LITTLE SNUGGLEBEANS....

I. Damn it.

@surreality said in The Kitten Army (GIF Heavy):

...just no.

It's SO CU- Uhm, I mean. Wonderful feline examples.

There's more to this one. At the end there's cat spaz and the left cat basically drops onto the couch seat. I only know this because some recently posted this to my buddy and myself as how our fights go (I'm the taller one). My buddy retorted "Oh yeah? Who falls off the couch at the end?!"

@wildbaboons said in skew's Playlist:

You know how they say dogs and their owners ended up looking similar? So true. So true.

So what you're saying is this tiny monstrosity of a dog will get jingle bell footies?

@auspice said in Regarding administration on MSB:

@misadventure said in Regarding administration on MSB:

Kick death squads in the night.

I want kitten squads in the night.

Nooooooooooooooooo! Kitteh!

Edit: Didn't quote properly the first time.

@skew said in skew's Playlist:

http://bit.ly/2jnDG32

Ew. Yeah, Faceless nailed that one I think. Far more terrifying than Kyle, who can't even eat children correctly like a proper monstrosity.
You clearly have a form of dingo that wants to eat a baby.

@skew I am still choosing to picture this:

@sparks said in skew's Playlist:

@skew said in skew's Playlist:

Saw a buncha other people updating. Realized it's been a long time, so updating my own.

Just on two games at present, Arx (Mae and Jack) and Fate's Harvest (Green). Busy working on not-MU stuff... and some other stuff...

Mae counts for a dozen characters because she rocks. So sayeth Hana.

Just ran into Mae recently. She's hysterical. Just keep that critter away from me! The little rat dog thingie, of doom. Seriously the mental image I have of it is that monster-dog from Despicable Me

@insomnia Apparently it helps with everything but the 7th day as it was explained to me. But in general it helps either disguise he heat, or simply provides enough visual cover to keep zombie issues down. Not to mention having a renewable wood supply at your doorstep is handy.

@auspice said in Scissors' Playlist (cuz me too):

I love the name Beppe so much.

Chose a great played by too!