("Pro" status not guaranteed.)
Finally! @Chime started it, because she is the most tits-up awesome coder Mu*ing's had since Myrddin. She didn't let me break it, but she did say, "If you want to work on it, eh, whatever," which I took as extreme excitement that someone is going to package her hard work.
And so here it is.
This is designed for a straight-up copy into Muxify then drop the results onto your game.
However, your game probably doesn't have In-line SQL enabled. It might not even have Myrd's Mushcron. If it doesn't have these things it will install, but trying to use it will fail.
This does not have a tutorial on how to get these things going, but if you post here someone may be able to solve your dilemma. I will try to help.
If you have these two things, though, you're still not done. You want to read the Setup Help at the end and make sure that's done, as well. It involves access to your wiki's files directly, which you probably have if you have a wiki.
Questions or comments welcome and expected.