Posts made by WTFE

Yes. Why do you ask?

Hmmm... The vagina is for bloody mary dispensing, but only a few days per month? Or is that too tacky even for Shang?

@surreality said:

@WTFE Dear god, you're going to do it, aren't you.

oh please oh please oh please

If you insist, sure. But I need a few more orifices filled out here before I make this.

@surreality said:

Naw, that was her floozy cousin, Corona•, described as 'a little stout, but the cure for what ales you' and always wandered around in a too-tight tee that said, 'Tap This!

I'm way overthinking this, but ...

• Her anus should release various dark beers on demand: dunkler bock, various stouts, etc.
• Her urethra is exclusively for the dispensing of Pabst products.
• Her breasts should dispense weißbier. (There's a little joke there. A terrible little joke.)

Any other suggestions?

@ThugHeaven said:

@Luna Don't forget 15 and a lesbian too. Somebody should've drawn what one of those pcs would've looked like in real life.

The way most males write female descs, I picture a tree branch with basketballs stapled to it. (Why basketballs? Well, they are described as "perfectly spherical"...)

I just love that translations of names exist.

@VulgarKitten said:

Has anyone ever faked an orgasm IC? <.<

Usually when the sex bores me.

<insert long, drawn-out, painfully purple prose here that translates roughly to "Skank takes off one sock">

Boor watches the sock comes off, trembles briefly, then glances down at his crotch. "Wow, that was hot babe. Sorry 'bout the premature there. Catch you on the flip side.

Boor wanders off, cell phone out, calling up Linda's Escorts.

@tragedyjones said:

I usually cut my TS scenes short after I reach orgasm.

IC or OOC?

@surreality said:

Many years ago, I had to cut a TS scene short because, and I quote, "I need to go for a moment, the hedges are on fire."

In my defense, they actually really were.

I don't care how many times you say this, I don't believe you and I'm still hurt.

190lb mastiff from a shelter: $50
Cheap wig from department store: $13
Reaction of neighbours to new pet: priceless!

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@TNP said:

And if you REALLY want to be safe from the code, go into a private room with a locked exit, create an item then enter the item and RP there. Now that's paranoia.

Oh, are we playing the paranoia game?

If you REALLY want to be safe from code that logs, go into a private room with a locked exit, create an item, enter the item, and while in the item, whisper to each other the address of a private IRC server and a channel on said server. Then go RP on that IRC server.

Call Girl of Cthulhu

@ThatGuyThere said:

@Arkandel
Ouch you have my sympathies, that is almost worse then mixing up Star Wars and Star Trek.

What's the difference? I mean one's in Hogwart's the other's in Middle Earth but they're basically the same thing, right?

Who'd have guessed this would flop?

@Thisnameistaken said:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/wait-meat-sushi-is-just-mini-meatloaf#.ppDK9p8mX

I don't understand how that is sushi. It's a bacon cheeseburger.

It's sushi in the same way that this is a pizza:

Count me as one of the people who just doesn't get this bacon infestation on the Innarwebtubes.

Bacon is tasty. It can be prepared in many delicious ways (my favourite being steamed over taro root after being mixed with cracked rice and spices). It can be used to accent many foods nicely too.

But, you know, so can A MILLION OTHER FUCKING FOODS! A million other fucking foods that don't get this idiotic infestation treatment.

Also, mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise are not disgusting. Miracle Whip (and its English kissing cousin "salad creme") is.

Well that's a solution too, I guess.

OK, the hard refresh did it. Thanks.

I'm sorry @Insomnia, but your father is a monster. I would strongly recommend putting him down for the good of humanity.