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Ghost

@Auspice it's GONE.

Can you paste it? Do u still have it in buffer?

surreality

@Auspice It is sadly no longer there. If you have it in a tab still, my gods, c&p!

Auspice

SHIT. Let me see if I can find a cached version.

Auspice

Here we go! Found a screenshot:
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Ghost

@Auspice ...I'd hit it

surreality

@Auspice WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

Somehow, the last line is what truly kills me. It starts off pretending to be so straightforward and factual and then goes off the rails so fast you'd think somebody strapped a rocket to it.

Auspice

@surreality said in Random links:

@Auspice WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

Somehow, the last line is what truly kills me. It starts off pretending to be so straightforward and factual and then goes off the rails so fast you'd think somebody strapped a rocket to it.

100% LETHAL!

Auspice

http://ew.com/movies/star-wars-the-last-jedi-exclusive-new-images/the-last-jedi-exclusive-images/

They do have hints of plot in the blurbs, so those of you who are super spoiler-avoidant may not want to click through.

I already know I am gonna cry at every scene with Carrie Fisher, y'all. I don't care what the scene is, I'm gonna be a mess.

Thenomain

@Auspice

"You must like cats."

While I think there is quite a lot in this which is just for the lulz, this is the line that for me was the wink to the reader.

surreality

Dirty words that aren't. (Amusing for a very literary hobby.)

Arkandel

The most metal deaths in Middle Earth.

Arkandel

Paradox brings light to a World of Darkness.

Thenomain

Posting this from an ArsTechnica article about someone who's trying to crowdfund a controlling stake in Twitter (yes, really, but that's not why I'm posting). This exchange had me grinning very, very wide. Enjoy.

cdclndc wrote:

Kane2207 wrote:
Quote:

The White House countered, saying Trump has a constitutional right to use Twitter.

Wait, what? Twitter is written into the constitution?

Yep. The 28th Amendment. Also known as the Covfefe clause.

(heeheehee)

Ganymede

You're so uptight that --

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/uranus-is-probably-full-of-giant-diamonds/ar-AAqHhTY?li=BBnbfcL

Karmageddon

Plunder the booty that is ~~your anus~~ Uranus. (Sorry, not sorry.)

Aria

The Best Internet Quiz Ever -- What Garden of Earthly Delights Abomination are You?

I‘m Guy Who's Just Trying To Jerk Off But There's A Bird Lizard Yelling At Him!

You're almost there! You're almost there! Nope.

It's your fault, really, for trying to grab a piece of happiness in this nightmare hellscape. Even if the metaphorical bird lizards in your life didn't have to yell in your face, why wouldn't they? Why should you escape this biochemical quagmire even for a few seconds when you could be on the receiving end of a self-absorbed story, a political rant, or a fusilade of demands?

Keep on tugging. Maybe you'll get there. But probably not.

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@Aria

I‘m Ass Lobster!

When the going gets tough, you have a team of naked men haul you up and get going! You're a juggernaut, Ass Lobster, and you take the world on asscheeks akimbo! There is no obstacle you won't batter down with butts crammed into your unthinkable briny insides!

Whether you're going for the big promotion or trying to help Birdie and Cub buttdoze their way back to the Enchanted Meadow, you are a tireless and fearsome force. Also, your stench is just unimaginable. It is literally the smell of mashed assholes, sweaty swampass and hollowed-out crustacean. Your resolve may be legend, but the odor uncoiling from your many buttcracks is an affront to God Himself.

Auspice

@Aria said in Random links:

I‘m Guy Who's Just Trying To Jerk Off But There's A Bird Lizard Yelling At Him!

I too am this guy.

Meg

@Auspice said in Random links:

@Aria said in Random links:

I‘m Guy Who's Just Trying To Jerk Off But There's A Bird Lizard Yelling At Him!

I too am this guy.

I was too. Time to form a club.

WTFE

I‘m Super Happy Party Vomit Guy!

Yay! The party is over and you have earned your just reward! There's a secret that only you and Andrew W.K. know, and that is: To live life to the fullest, sometimes you have to end up ass-up, hunched over a terrific toilet-void and barfing sludge while a goodly party nun pulls back your eyelid.

Party on, Super Happy Party Vomit Guy. Possibly the only person having fun in Hell.