May 26, 2017, 10:18 PM

I love my 40s. No really--they are even better than my 30s, and that was frankly THE best decade of my life so far in every way imaginable!

The one thing I do not love is that I guess something must happen to your inner ears; I used to love roller coasters. Still loved them and scrambler rides and all that stuff in my early 30s when I had the opportunity to go.

Last summer I went on a very tame baby scrambler type ride with all 4 kids and thought I was going to hurl if I tried to open my eyes. I figured that was just part of grumpy old mom stuff.

But today I was teaching my toddler how to pump legs on a swing by swinging in my own seat beside him--and it made me dizzy for like half an hour! Fuck, now I can't SWING without wanting to hurl?!?

At least I still enjoy going down slides... 😞