Best posts made by Auspice

@Ghost cannot be Staff.

Staff cannot be King. Only a player can be King.

King is the last person standing after all others fail their Stamina rolls.

This is sexual combat gdi

I'm waiting for a good sale price to get Donut Country. I want it! But I just don't have the $20 for it just now.

@Kanye-Qwest said in Favorite Words:

quagmire

IDK why, it's just great.

it has great cadence. Just the shape of the sounds are good.

I couldn't think of any other thread to put this in. Maybe you have thoughts like this, too. This might as well be called 'shower thoughts.'

... guys, what do centaurs do with their hands during sex? I'm going to guess someone here has TS'd centaur sex and has had to deal with this conundrum.

Help me out. I'm tired and this has me flummoxed. (Or just chime in to laugh at me a lot for the weird places my brain goes when I'm sleepy.)

@Ghost said in King of Sex Mountain:

Awful. Definitely awful.

Someone suggested me staffing, @Ganymede .

Hold me. I'm skeeered.

I already told you, you cannot be staff. You'd abuse your power and not even in the fun way.

@Testament said in General Video Game Thread:

and for the most part, Destiny 2(for it's own idiotic faults)

And D2, since Bungie was given back control (they got story and directional control back before Activision got the official boot), vastly improved. It probably hurt the Anthem release more since Anthem wanted to be this whole 'We're the counter to Destiny!' ...even tho they aren't the same thing. They just wanted that playerbase.

I will say some of my D2 clan is playing Anthem, but some of them are also playing Apex.

I didn't get a chance to actually play Anthem during the beta due to all the bugs. I just got to wander around the town area, interact with people, but goddamn I felt underwhelmed by it. Mostly because.... shit. Look, I know Bioware has their reasons for using the same engine. Okay. I've had that discussion countless times. It doesn't make me any less disappointed that they're using the same engine. That the game looks three years old already. Maybe the Javelins look better and in combat they look better (again: I didn't get that far thanks to the 'eternal loading screen bug'), but oh god the town/people look like an old game and that's not what I really want out of something that just launched Q1 2019.

Also, the menu fucking pissed me off.
Fuck that menu system.

@Kanye-Qwest said in Favorite Words:

@Auspice
lol

It's 100% why I like ersatz as a word. It's just fun to say.

But my favorite word is (not surprising anyone) auspice. I like the sound of it. I like the letter makeup of it. I like the definition. It was 'favorite word' before I'd ever played WoD.

@surreality

@TiredEwok said in King of Sex Mountain:

I don't know if this is hilarious or if this is a sign that I am horribly gullible, but I am still sitting here, trying to figure out if y'all are serious about this or whut.

Yes.

@Ghost said in General Video Game Thread:

@Auspice SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.

Here, have an in-depth article about it instead.

(Just don't go into the comments section. VG247 has had to be full-on the ban button for the 'BUT POLITICS DON'T BELONG IN MAH GAMEZ' crowd. To which my response is: Vampire is politics. git gud newbs.)

@Coin said in Favorite Words:

Eldritch

Along with eldritch, I like ephemeral. The two fit together for me somehow.

I also love words with 'ae.'

Aegis.
Aesthetic.
Vitae.
Aether.
Jaeger.

Vampires thrive on office-workplace RP. Their favorite is water-cooler gossip.

"So, Susan, you see that Seinfeld re-run last night?"

They have arguments over which is better: elevator quickie-TS or supply closet-TS?

Last week, Joe and Bob argued over whether Joe should propose to his IC girlfriend in the park or by a waterfall.

@Arkandel

Oh man the abandoned gdoc scenes I have.....

@Ghost said in General Video Game Thread:

@Auspice Haha thx I'll read it. I'm way excited about this game, but hang on, I'm accessing my mutant ability to see into the future....

Zack Smith was hired on to work on a WoD video game. If he is in the credits, this will become a contentious video game despite this political buzz

CoughCoughCough.

Sorry, seeing the future takes a bit out of me. Seriously, though, that topic is probably 4 hours away, or 4 hours after someone gets their hands on the game's credits.

I dunno if he was, but so far it's: 'you're allowed to make whatever character you want (female, male, non-binary, etc etc) and the gender pronouns in the game are flexible to that choice' and the 'but mah gamez and politics' crowd are flipping their shit.

To the extent that some are going 'PC CULTURE AREN'T ALLOWING DEVS TO MAKE THE STORIES THEY WANNA MAKE'

So seriously, it's: 'Do you guys have any remote fucking clue what V:tM even is?!'

Fine.

Fiiiine.

The stretching itself sucked because even fifteen years later (since my soccer days) my calves still tend to be tight af, but I cut 5 minutes off my mile and a half and the first half mile didn't suck so bad.

@crayon I recall one Xanth game. You would get a number, 1-100, that dictated how strong your power could be.

I had more fun with my power 5 char who could breathe candy coating on things (trust me, hilarity) than my power 98 who could heal anything just shy of death.

@Ghost

It is p. awesome. But yeah, lot of the gamergate toxic crowd crying about politics and I'm just over here like, 'Do you even Vampire?'

So any of them argue in my sphere (I don't wanna delve into a fucking article comments thread), I'll just be in the stance of: git gud newb. This isn't some random ass Battlefield or CoD. This is a game whose roots are in politics.

Darkside (You probably recognize this from the Bright trailer.)
Like a boss (Errday.)
Gentle Storm (Look I don't care if I shared this before. ENJOY DAMNIT.)