Posts made by Ghost

@Tinuviel said in RL Anger:

@Ghost said in RL Anger:

@Tinuviel said in RL Anger:

@Ghost Do you work for Uber?

kiiiiiiiiiind of

Über got all weird about my viewpoint on what giving people rides means, KNOWM'SAYIN???

Do you even Lyft, bro?

You Motherfucker, you.

LOL

@Tinuviel said in RL Anger:

@Ghost Do you work for Uber?

kiiiiiiiiiind of

Über got all weird about my viewpoint on what giving people rides means, KNOWM'SAYIN???

@Ganymede said in RL Anger:

I only have sex with extremely hot women, but I don't really give a fuck what they think about me.

Me too! Only difference is that I only care what they think about me if they think I'm awesome, because my 5 star rating is important.

If they think I'm 4 stars or less, then they just bein all uppity cuz I don't kiss em on the mouth

#SthrnGentlemn

But what if I validate myself through being really great at something, and draw self esteem from pointing out to other people how I'm better than them???? So I study and research ways to do things the right way and, over time, begin to believe that anything less than what I believe is technically kind of cruel?? Kind of like how these kitchen counters are FILTHY AS FUCK and if you don't go over them with a fresh new store bought sponge (counter clockwise scrubbing every time) and the right version of 409, you're infecting your house and everyone you love and its NOT FUCKING CLEAN GOD DAMNIT ITS NOT FUCKING CLEAN. So I think to myself, if I love my dog, then my dog should have standards. You have standards, don't you? If you eat filet mignon then doesn't your four legged baby deserve just as much? Would you shit in a box? NO, which is why when it comes to cats the only acceptable answer is this custom litter box I sell on etsy for 125.99 and don't you tell me that I'm off base because I NEED THIS GOD DAMNIT.

Or they're just yet another American asshole who thinks they have the right to shame random strangers for not doing everything their way.

@Cupcake don't let these birches sorority bully you. Just be like "I have another arrangement. Have a nice day." and bail. You owe them nothing.

This. Precisely. It's snobbery. It's the concept that an alleged good dog owner meets a shitload of criteria and approaches dog ownership with all of the time and energy of raising their own child.

So, if you can't afford to pay $10 to cut a dog's nails, then fuck you negligent dog owner. I assure you she was thinking more about the dog, but being no different about it than any other pushy person because dogs should not suffer your economics or some shit.

Social dominance and supremacy, yo

@Catsmeow Welcome to the club!

@Meg tell them if they don't step off youre gonna tell Ghost, and they don't want that.

Hang in there, Meg

Pitch:

TGG + Coed Showers + Aliens = Starship Troopers TGG

Just sayin.

@Faceless said in RL Anger:

@Ghost if it's any consolation, you can always go PC after you're in for a bit and catch wind of enough dirt. Sure you'll be labeled a snitch indefinitely and all that comes with that, but at least you'll get a nice Seg/PC cell with a narrow window, and 23 hour lockdown.

At least until any information you could have provided has been exhausted and you get tossed back into GenPop.

Or buy up a ton of supplies and start your own fifi production company. Like a nasty prison Etsy shop or something. Become the prison pocket pussy Kingpin.

I got a pants feeling while reading this.

I think the only way I could ever be sympathetic towards Neo Nazis is if my white ass ever accidentally landed in prison and the Bikers turned me down first.

Or whoever wants to fuck me in the showers less, really.

#RealTalk

Vampire Hunter D
Attack on Titan
Street Fighter (comic/anime canon)
Metal Gear
Rainbow 6

And I'm still a strong believer in a seasonal MU with new horror stories every season, where the 'dead' assist as NPCs/Villains until the story ends.

Tiffany gets eaten by Redneck Cannibals, now she plays a redneck cannibal and NPC cop

What can I say? I like being called a Motherfucker when I'm fucking a mother.

For clarification...

By massive genitalia I meant that my penis is, literally, Joe Pesci.

Not just Joe Pesci-sized. I am the explanation as to where Joe Pesci has been for the last 5 years.

He and I wheelbarrow all over the place and then I put him in things. Pretty cool arrangement, if you ask me.

@HelloProject lol so true.

Holy shit warn before nsfw

• Predators
• X-men back issues in long boxes
• LION PENIS
• Won't make eye contact or kiss during sex.

Final offer.

I'm in. I would play this. A new take, setting, and genre. This hobby needs fresh blood in terms of settings

I will also let you sleep with my SO for +300XP at chargen on the next MU you make.

because I am classy.

I have massive genitalia, too! a full collection of x-men comics, work in the IT field, and have a semi-stable job. Now, I'm not into guys, but I can guarantee a post hookup high five, beer and wings, and Predator on BluRay. Maybe Predator 2. Because Busey.

Also, by massive genitalia, I mean I didn't specify that I have a lion's penis.

When I get in there, I don't let go.

@Catsmeow said in RL Anger:

Mesa ---

When I lived there in... well a bit ago.. the only things open at night were AutoZone and Denny's. I did get a police escort out of that Denny's though. So really... AutoZone was open.

Those Tempe Metro apartments, for the record, are on the corner of Apache and McLintock, right across the street from the Auto Zone. LOL.

I mean, its not even a decent part of Tempe but it used to just be an AutoZone, a Fire Station, a Middle Eastern grocery, and a bunch of dingy bars. Now they're apartments with greater than mortgage prices.