Posts made by Ghost

Someone better check and see if Count Grishnackh is in Paris this week.

Geez, I don't wanna spoil anything, but I wanna talk about what happened tonight...

***=SPOILER***

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@Aria said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

@Tyche said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

This part of the peeves thread is difficult to parse without pictures.

...Your own fault for not specifying of what, smartass.

I love the UK.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPfuck your overcomplicated Imperial systems.

@Ganymede said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

@Ghost said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

The more you all talk the more it's becoming apparent to me that my SO is the dude in this relationship.

Oh, honey, I could have told you that long ago.

I have chosen to take this as a good thing

The more you all talk the more it's becoming apparent to me that my SO is the dude in this relationship.

I'm constantly putting away her electronics because she thinks they'll be fine on a countertop next to a half empty glass of water. She's lost about 20 novels and 2 expensive gadgets because the cats like to play FUCK THAT GLASS OF WATER when it's next to something meant to keep nice.

No, baby, it will NOT be okay for the night. No I'm not being anal retentive. I am protecting you from your folly.

@Aria said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

PS: Dudes reading this comment? Bullshit like the above is why your girlfriend is always angry about something. The more you know. <twinkling star arch>

I thought it was because demons get in through that space in the ribs they got but we don't.

Learn summpin new ebryday.

@Auspice I went to a club one night that was doing a pony play fetish showcase.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

"Yeh, Buck, ladies are great n' all but they so much better when they more like horses Yeeeeee-hawwww."

This jalapeno brisket breakfast burrito.

I love you, jalapeno brisket breakfast burrito.

Sasha Banks may have tried to quit the WWE during Wrestlemania

@Arkandel I assure you there is entertainment value in this.

@Jonah42175 Well, he said he'd turned heel with his little rap song thing.

Which is also breaking kayfabe, which has been pretty elastic for a while now with the WWE anyway.

I can't remember if Cena is Raw or Smackdown (I think Raw), but I haven't seen him since Wrestlemania. We'll know for sure eventually.

@Ganymede LOL yeaaaaah.

I dunno. After years of seeing Cena go from his original shtick to what he's become, I kind of feel like this return to his original thing might be a bit of well...the kids loved this back in 2004 so let's try that again.

Like the well is running dry so the return to the gimmick will either revitalize his career or be the last attempt to maintain relevance when there are so many other good stories going on.

So let's talk John Cena.

A long time ago his gimmick was white boy MC from da hood hard times and phat rhymes. He has since gone on to become a movie star who owns a mansion and has been in reality TV.

Now, all of the sudden, he's back as sucka white boy MC slow-jam rap battle heel John Cena, which is pretty much a muscular millionaire wearing a chain around his neck and snapback hats.

So...sign of the end for Cena's relevancy? Not so relevant anymore that he had to dig into a shtick that's over 10 years old?

"If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on Earth."

***Answer???***

"In the year 3,000, people are going to speak with sound waves. Don't think I'm crazy, the whales do it. Dolphins too."

***=Answer!***

"...If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up."

***=Answer!***

THAT'S RIGHT! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S TIME FOR AMERICA'S #1 GAME SHOW TO COME TO MU SOAPBOX! GUESS RIGHT AND YOU WIN...NOTHING!

All you have to do is guess who said it...

Born into millions of dollars son of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith and self-appointed Twitter philosopher JADEN SMIIIIITH

Or...

Former 90s martial arts movie phenom from Belgium who once had a $10,000 per week cocaine habit JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME!!!

(or post your own, or whatever.)

@surreality Added a bunch because it's in my head now

I love this idea, for the record.

I'm picturing some ancient, leathery vampire like Viktor from Underworld who is responsible for protecting a teenaged girl in 2019.

Vampire: "My servants have explained to me that you have been conversing with a MONSTR54RAD4423 that you'd met on a CHIVE. This boy has not been presented to me-"

TEEN: "Ohhh. Emm. Geee. Really?!?! For one, you need to know what Chive is, but double-u-tee-H, Vladamir went through my iPhone??? This is some bullsh-"

I would play this forever.

<INCOMING TEXT FROM RADICALPERSON12> Greetings, I enjoy your profile very much. By chance are you using this profile to send sext messagers to your peers?

<Return Text> GOD DAMNIT, RADU ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SPYING ON ME ON TINDER?

<INCOMING TEXT FROM RADICALPERSON12> I disapprove of your use of language and will end this correspondence with the expressed hope that you learn the error of your behaviors and seek to woo prospective matches with grace, poise, and many fewer bikini self photographs. I know no such Radu. My name is Stephen.

<INCOMING TEXT FROM CHARMINGBOY68332> Greetings! I very much disprove of rude people. I have noble family in Bucharest. Would you like to court?

<Return Text> STOOOOOOOOOPPPPP PLEASE

@silverfox Thanks for the details. I don't have a kid in school anymore, but this helps me understand how I can responsibly vote the next time one of these I KNOW WE HAD A TEACHER FUNDING BILL EVERY YEAR FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS, BUT THIS NEW ONE IS SUPER IMPORTANT bills comes along.