Posts made by Jennkryst

WHY are we discussing Ethics, when we could be playing 'Who is in my mouth?'?!?

@Ganymede said in General Video Game Thread:

... Horizon Zero Dawn ...

Damnit, you reminded me this exists, and now I am back in 'metal robutt meat mush' want mode. Rabble rabble.

@Auspice said in TS - Danger zone:

@WildBaboons said in TS - Danger zone:

(like NPC turns into a millions spiders upon climax or something), just skip to that point

I want that page.

Staffer pages you: NPC takes you to his bedroom while the rest of the group remains at the party. You have a good time, but as NPC climaxes... they turn into millions of spiders that swarm all over you... WHAT DO YOU DO?!'

Depends, did I get off yet? If I got off, I dunno, probably make a show of enjoying the whole spider-kkake sequence. I'm sure the NPC has their own weird kinks they need to do!

@Auspice said in TS - Danger zone:

@Ganymede said in TS - Danger zone:

@Auspice said in TS - Danger zone:

Don't ask if your character can kiss mine. Don't wait for her to make the first move. Just do it. If she doesn't want it she'll make it clear.

With most of my PCs, I highly recommend asking first.

The cute ones are the deadly ones.

nope.
surprise makeouts for Gany always.

It can be both if you get a convoluted 50-shades style contract written up. Disclaimer: Gany will probably find loopholes out of it.

@Roz said in TS - Danger zone:

The long and short of it is that some people want a fair amount of OOC negotiation and some people want none.

This. AAAAALLLLLLLLLL of this.

Get paged 'hey, we should bone' Alright, yeah, we've got a similar circle of OOC friends. Where should we meet? 'Go to the gloryhole' Uh... probably won't work for this character. I'm an architect, you are a vampire, maybe you need some remodelling done on your lair? 'I GUESS' So how did you want to sort out the- 'KEEP IT IC, WE WILL FIGURE IT OUT IC, IC IS KING!'
Later, in the bizniss office where they meet
'WOE. YOUR CHARACTER DOTH REMIND ME TOO MUCH OF MINE LOST LOVE!' Uh. Maybe? I mean, they're both Muslim... 'IT WILL NEVER WORK BETWIXT THEM!!!' ... So, uh. Huh.

@mietze said in TS - Danger zone:

@farfalla well in a sense that is my point. Instead of banning noncon RP (which is going to happen anyway), remove the people incapable of acting responsibly.

Blanket bans of a thing because of people who are dumb, instead of banning the person who is dumb, continually leads to problems, yeah. In other news: fire hot. And this just in, water wet.

@farfalla I mean.... arx descs are weird. So. I GET IT.

@silverfox said in TS - Danger zone:

@Tinuviel said in TS - Danger zone:

If you "don't have to" read it, then I shouldn't have to write the bloody thing.

I would be okay with that. X.x writing the description to get out of chargen is the worst. It doesn't help I've been mocked for how bad mine are. Playful mockery from my friends so I forgive them but...

Just steal one from the Bad Desc thread, and you're golden.

Preferably the Dick Cow @desc.

I HAVE a go-do desc that is 'This hoopy froodette who knows where her towel is is dressed appropriately for the situation!', and it /usually/ passes muster, but not always. A big factor in why I stopped playing that one game was 'if your @desc does not include this equipment, you do not have it for this fight' Okay. Please change the desc on the item so it matches? 'No.' Picked up a gun that's not your normal loadout but didn't upgrade the desc, so now I can't go dakka with it? Fuck off, staffer.

Back to the real questions. When is the orgy scheduled to start?

@Arkandel said in TS - Danger zone:

Alright, I'll get this thread back to its disgusting track by asking all the wrong questions!

Does the played-by (either your character's or someone else's) matter to you when it comes to TS at all? Does it influence how you play your PC or which characters they pursue or uh, how?

Obviously it will influence some things, and leave other things behind. Depending on how true-to-PB the @descs are, this may affect genitalia, used of descriptors (the tattooed hand pinches the pierced nipple... the pale-skinned hand rakes through the blonde hair), and even potentially pronouns.

@Tinuviel I call shenanigans. No Religion/Roleplay overlap? I those were all REAL nuns in that orgy. Extra bonus points!

@insomniac7809 said in TS - Danger zone:

@Rinel said in TS - Danger zone:

@insomniac7809 said in TS - Danger zone:

If we're talking, like, magical timeline duplicates... now, that's a question that gets into the teleporter paradox. If I go into a machine, Scotty vaporizes me, and then I come back together on the other side, am I still me? If yes, what if he saves the data and pops out another of me? If no, that implies either I stop existing when my component atoms are replaced--which happens every few years--or when my consciousness stops functioning--which implies I did die during my appendectomy (or, rather, he died, I started existing when the anaesthesia wore off.) Do "I", in a discrete sense, actually exist, or am I just a collection of processes that shuffle around in the same general vicinity for a few decades, and if so, isn't a second identical bundle of processes just "more" of me?

Did you seriously just take a smut thread and turn it into a discourse on the problem of personal identity?

Fucking hell. Go read some Parfit and get out of here, nerd.

If you can answer whether duplicate sex is masturbation or incest without defining the self, then go ahead.

Maybe considering the ethical and philosophical implications of weird sex scenarios is my fetish. Ever think of that?

The problem is, everyone asks the wrong question. They want to know which it IS, instead of which is more WrongFun, and therefore, more horny.

@Tinuviel said in TS - Danger zone:

@Rinel It comes from within?

Aaaand we're back on track.

Still waiting to hear back from @SinCerely re:INDUCTION INTO THE HIVE.

@peasoupling said in TS - Danger zone:

@Ghost said in TS - Danger zone:

I've wondered sometimes (and never asked, perhaps I should have) if the "you" was because they were knowingly trying to put me, the player, as the target of an action or if they were honestly trying to write scenes from a 2nd person perspective for the reader to absorb.

Three or four paragraphs of "She grabs her boob" get super confusing.

My solution is I try to get multiple words to use. 'She grabs the readhead's boob', 'The vampire fondles the werewolf's ears', 'the doctor violates every aspect of the hippocratic oath while 'examining' the eldritch monster', and so on. Grammar is hard, and I tend to just have MASSIVE... run-on sentences, so it gets a little complicated.

As for references for @SinCerely - they're all distracted in the orgy pit, it might take a while for them to inform you that I'm weird as fuck, but... adorkable while doing it.

Posting about Bees and Sneks and like... Pentex-levels of WrongFun and Mummies and SUBMISSION TO THE HIVE and uWu romancu before the thread gets locked!

@SinCerely said in TS - Danger zone:

Everyone else: STILL TAKING RESUMES.

Sample: The dwarf before you should not be naked, nor should her pubic hair be that color. But she is. And it is.

Re: various werewolf renown issues - I kind of have a solve? And this solve works a lot better in 2e than it did in 1e, since gift costs don't go up with each level, and you don't have the 'skipped a level' tax.

The solution? Every Gift (except Auspice/Moon Gift) must be purchased. Raising renown would no longer give you a free gift. Renown, then, ought be discounted to reflect this.

@Auspice said in Echoes in the Mists - CoD 2e MU:

am i the only person who thinks 1e mage is easier than 2e mage?

Probably not, but possibly unfounded? The issue is that 2e came up with a bunch of new terms, but the root of things ended up being mostly the same. Kinda. Ish. With some Ascension flavor of paradigm thrown into the mix that I love, but I'm weird.

@RDC said in NOLA: The Game That Care Forgot:

@Jennkryst Centaur: yes.

Humantaur: No.

Joke's on you, I'VE ALREADY FOUND THE LOOPHOLE. CHANGELING IS ALL ABOUT LOOPHOLES!!!

@Wretched said in NOLA: The Game That Care Forgot:

I mean... it's not. Completely wrong.

@Ganymede said in Eternal City MUX Needs Help!:

@Jennkryst

Well, that's disappointing.

It was incredibly annoying, and made moreso because when I went on the 1e games and shouted 'Behold! A 1e sphere to add!', people kept going NOPE.

@magee101 said in Eternal City MUX Needs Help!:

I mean, with how GMC was written, couldn't you take the mechanics of Mummy, hotswap the mechanics of Core 1e with GMC (as was the point of GMC and why it felt so weird) and still technically run Mummy as a 2e? Also, why are these publishing companies doing kickstarters and not just doing preorders?

Partly from what @magee101 said, also partly because you can like... stretch goal/add-on a punch of ooooold PDFs that literally have $0 cost for you, because they were written years ago and the expense of writing them is gone.

@Ganymede Will there be room on the boat for a Centaur?

@Ganymede said in Eternal City MUX Needs Help!:

I seem to recall a version of Mummy released for GMC rules.

Mummy 1e came out after GMC did, but still used nWoD core rules. They DID institute the sanctity of merits thing, though.

@Coin @WildBaboons - DOUBT ME AT YOUR PERIL!

@magee101 said in NOLA: The Game That Care Forgot:

Shadowrun: Denver's Systems

I would pay real money for their voucher code, if it could work on other games. For real for real. It's just AMAZING.