Posts made by WTFE

Is there a "In Far Too Many Factions" faction I can join then?

Is there a "Actively Seeking Liver Donations" faction? If not, can we make one and put me as the patron saint of it?

980AD for me here.

Ditto.

OK, George and Martin at the same time? That hurt.

I don't anything, but you're less than three to me.

Sure you don't belong in the "doesn't get jokes" faction?

@Catsmeow said in Forum Factions:

@Thenomain

Shame on you, @Meg is not a project.

That's not what she said to me…

(You're still less than three, @Meg!)

@SG It is.

@surreality said in Forum Factions:

There should, indeed, be a hivemind faction.

...no one should be permitted to join it.

Except me. I'm the only member of the hive mind.

@Meg: Oh yeah!? Well … you're … stupid! Yeah, that's the ticket. You're STUPID!

I want to be a petty princess too, @Meg. Why do you hate me so!?

I fucking hate opiods. I used to use mild ones (AC&Cs -- aspirin, caffeine, and codeine) and they just ... drained me. I can't even imagine what actual powerful ones would feel like.

@surreality said in Forum Factions:

Also: The Drinking Game Players

...I suggest me, Gany, and WTFE, at least.

I would have used a gif from Princess Bride for this one. You know the scene...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! MY LIVER!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! MY LIVER AGAIN! (Curse my self-referential rules!)

I really didn't need that visual image, @Tinuviel. Thank you oh so fucking much.

@shangexile said in RL Anger:

Sorry @WTFE . You're rubbing me the wrong way and my anger is disproportionate to the stimulus. I really should have left here after my last post to @surreality . I'm pissed at you because I'm an alcoholic. I was blackout drunk when I first fucked with surr on Shangrila and started this mess. I've been drunk most of the times I taunted her via the idiotic medium of upvoting. It'd have been better for everyone concerned if I was honest about all of this from the get-go. Hell, it would have been better for everyone if I just went back to lurking as I have been since the WORA days. I'm going to shut the fuck up now. I am going to change my password for the 3rd time today and hope I can exercise the self-control required to stay away. You'll probably make another drinking joke about how I'll come back again. That's fine by me, I don't mind, and I renounce my anger on the subject. Now it's time to get another bottle of wine (wifey and I are doing double duty on a delicious bottle of Chardonnay).

Fuck, you're an alcoholic on WINE!? Fucking lightweight.

@Meg said in RL Anger:

I don't get the idea that we focus on whether someone has said they are quitting or not. I mean, I guess it's part of your drinking game, but I really don't get it. I think there are a shitton of people, myself included, that have said varying degrees of 'peace' and then come back to posting in varying timelines. Makes it a good addition to a drinking game, for sure, but what does it illustrate about the person that I am missing?

@Meg: It's just a particularly comical cliche on WORA/SWOFA/MSB: the "I'm quitting, no really, I'm leaving now, just watch me go, see how I'm leaving?" routine, usually (but admittedly not always) with the slathered-on implication that they are somehow superior people because they're leaving. It's funny when they do it, and it's funnier when they come back. It's funnier still, however, when they come back in less time than a good night's sleep.

The humour reaches sublime heights when they spend most of their returned time defending the fact that they've returned instead of shutting the fuck up and pretending that their original flouncing-off didn't happen.

We need a faction for "Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn".

Does that count toward "I'm posting for my own amusement"?