I am a pineapple on pizza person, but that pizza must have some sort of salty pork product on it, and preferably also chicken and barbecue sauce.
My default option at most places is pepperoni, sausage, and mushroom -- usually a safe selection, even at places that are 'meh'.
But the pizza of my dreams? The pizza that I yearn for? When I went to IU Bloomington, there was a local pizza place called Aver's that specialized in gourmet pizzas. We're talking, like, "these people have won national awards" level gourmet pizza. And they had one named the Cream and Crimson, which were our school's colors. They delivered it to our house by accident one night, as someone else in our complex apparently had ordered that plus one of the two pies we'd gotten and the driver accidentally swapped the two. By the time we figured out what happened and called the shop? They told us they were already sending out replacements to both places and to just eat it. So we did. And it was amazing.
I present, from their website:
"Cream & Crimson - Alfredo sauce and cheese are blanketed with a layer of oven-roasted red potato seasoned with fresh garlic and dill. Topped off with bacon, cheddar and creamy gorgonzola cheese."
http://averspizza.com/
If you are ever in the Bloomington, IN area? I highly recommend ordering from them. Highly. I haven't lived there in almost 13 years and I still miss their food.