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Hey, cops? When I call 911 how about you show the fuck up?

I called the cops while sprinting down a fucking garage after catching a guy breaking into cars and they never showed up. Fucking. Fuckers.

There should be a thread about bad TV. Legion season 1 was so good.

Legion season 2 was so, so, so bad.

Dangit.

Texas history books were removing the term slavery and replacing it with 'triangle trade' and 'forced immigration' the last I heard.

Pretty soon we'll be reading about hordes of Africans moving to America and stealing all our early American farming jobs.

You should feel bad if you get your puppies from a puppy mill. However, buying a dog is also acceptable in situations like the one Kanye described. Puppy mills are the absolute worst, but farm dogs are fantastic.

I bought my first pair of fat pants recently and holy cow how did I ever live without them before? They look like -jeans- but don't make me injure myself every time I sit down! Fantastico.

Bumpity Bump Bump. Anyone who wants to move lemme know. ^_^

@Ninjakitten What a chauvinist piece of crap he was, too.

Peeve: Finding out that people you thought were your friends were only pretending to be your friend until they no longer needed your help.

Umbrella Academy was pretty fantastic, even as someone who isn't overly fond of Ellen Page. I found myself thoroughly interested in the characters despite the story being weak.

I've had tooth pain so bad I ripped a tooth out bare-handed at work. Blood everywhere. Super embarrassing but it felt so much better after.

@auspice You aren't uglyfatgross.

Mongolian and Scandinavian folk metal is my jam. I have a whole playlist made up of it. Probably my most played. Though lately I keep listening to the song Monkey Boy by Kontrust. It isn't even a good song but damn is it stuck in my head.

@auspice That cat is living his best life. You are his side piece now.

Austin is great. Just my job has me dealing with this specific kind of person. I am sure this happens where you are too but people who work in security or janitorial are the ones who deal with it

This weekend is surreal. I just watched a man on video at my workplace pooplegging. He was walking. Stopped. Shook his leg and freed a poop log onto the floor. Then continued walking. He was not homeless. He wore a professional uniform. Fuck people.

On top of the flu and dog blood...

Roommate hired a schizophrenic homeless woman as a pet sitter. I am not speaking in hyperbole. The woman's speech patterns and actions are textbook schizophrenia and she literally showed me the car she sleeps in and said 'This is where I live.' She harassed me for two hours about how she is writing six books and used to be a CEO and tried to explain her life philosophy with dice rolls and claimed she was clairvoyant and has a photographic memory. She also stole my soup.

Also I had to sleep on the floor last night to avoid getting blood on my bed because the dog was panicking and crying so much after dealing with that pet sitter and her person being gone. The poor pup was shaking and trying to get in my bed so I upended my bed against the wall and slept on a cheap, thin rollout mattress.

A cheap thin rollout mattress that got several blood splotches on it that I hope I managed to clean. I feel sick. I feel gross. I feel harassed. Fucking. Fuckerty. Fuck.

@zarkon Cool! Austin is the greatest.

@Auspice Zillow seems like a swell idea.

@RnMissionRun Craigslist... the old standby. I will keep trying.

Arise, freshly dead chicken. So... I really, really need to find someone who wants to move to Austin or already lives here but I don't know how. Do people use Craigslist? Is there some other way to find a roommate? My current financial/living situation requires that I find someone as soon as possible so if anyone has any ideas I'd appreciate it.