Act I, Scene iii
(At a dinner party)
Host: Okay, okay! So, we're going to play a game! We'll all pick random questions out of this hat and ask them of everyone else in turn. (Everyone picks out their question) Okay, so you start, Guest 1.
Guest 1: If you could have dinner with three people, who would they be and why?
Guest 2: Oh, definitely <three historical figures>.
Host: Oh, those are good! Umm. I'd pick <three other historical figures>.
My PC: My two cousins and my one cousin's daughter, so I can see them one last time.
Pause.
Guest 1: I gotta run. (departs)
Guest 2: Okay, my turn. If you could witness one event in history, what would it be any why?
Host: Oh, that's a good one! Well, definitely <this event>.
My PC: My recently-departed family perished in a fire. I would want to witness how they were killed and who did it. (Beat.) I'm sorry, everyone, but they died horribly and I'm thinking of the unspeakably horrible things I am going to do to who killed them.
Pause.
My PC: Um, so, my question. (Beat.) If you could make up your own holiday, what would it be and -- (Pause.) -- how would you celebrate it? (Smile.)
FIN.