So last week, I was getting 'trained' on a new project. A project I was doing all that review for, without training. A project/department I've been asking for training on for a YEAR now, back before they got swamped. I wanted to be able to take the time to learn it. Last week, there were internet issues here at the house (got those fixed), issues with the work software (Which never get fixed, and you just have to try and slap it around to make it work), Issues with the softphone (Software phone, the thing they sent me a shitty headset to use, because using it is mandatory), and I called out sick after Lunch Friday (After which I passed out for 4 hours, and just.. yeah. I needed the rest). I did not get to hear one complete call for this project (I could not listen in, or no one answered, when I could listen in). The people training me have been being rushed and pressured. My own boss says the project can be complex, especially to start. I told him I wasn't ready on Friday, to start Monday, and that was before I got sick and missed 2.5 more hours of 'training' (Aka, watching someone else do it, and they're not necessarily telling me what they are doing, because they are so used to it.)
I clock in/log in this morning to the message waiting for me. "Hey, welcome to the RL team! Please claim 4 tasks (cases) to complete this morning, let me know when you're done. Thank you." - from a woman I've never said two words to before. I straight posted in the chat, with this supervisor, my supervisor, and HIS boss "I'm not ready. These things happened last week, and I never heard so much as one whole phone call." My boss "We'll see if Lisa can claim some tasks this morning and you can shadow her." Great. And if no one answers the phone again, like the last 2 times I was 'training' with her? I so hope this job comes through from last Wednesday. I'm starting to hate to log in.
ETA: Boss' boss just was like "Lisa will have to claim Macha's 4 RL and work them with her before lunch, because Heather (who I don't know from Adam) will be assigning more after lunch." Bitch, you really think 4 cases is enough to teach me this whole project? Really? Because running a fever and sleeping a shit ton this weekend has not helped my memory.