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    Things We Should Have Learned Sooner

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    • Ghost
      Ghost last edited by

      Volbeat sounds like Cher

      Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
      I really don't understand He-Man

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      • Coin
        Coin @Ghost last edited by

        @Ghost said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

        Volbeat sounds like Cher

        Who's Volbeat?

        "Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.

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        • Ghost
          Ghost @Coin last edited by

          @Coin said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

          @Ghost said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

          Volbeat sounds like Cher

          Who's Volbeat?

          Dude sounds like Cher.
          Ever since someone pointed this out to me...that's all I see in my head when I hear the band.

          https://youtu.be/GWOIDN-akrY

          Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
          I really don't understand He-Man

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          • Coin
            Coin @Ghost last edited by

            @Ghost said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

            @Coin said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

            @Ghost said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

            Volbeat sounds like Cher

            Who's Volbeat?

            Dude sounds like Cher.
            Ever since someone pointed this out to me...that's all I see in my head when I hear the band.

            https://youtu.be/GWOIDN-akrY

            I am at work so I cannot verify. But okay.

            "Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.

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            • Meg
              Meg @Auspice last edited by

              @Auspice not gonna lie, i checked my nipples.

              #FreeFarfalla

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              • Coin
                Coin @Meg last edited by

                @Meg said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

                @Auspice not gonna lie, i checked my nipples.

                ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

                "Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.

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                • Ghost
                  Ghost last edited by Ghost

                  The guy thing is true.

                  <.<

                  Pro Tip: Your lips don't change color if you're into penis bleaching

                  <.<

                  (joking, by the way. I'd never admit to that)

                  Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
                  I really don't understand He-Man

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                  • Auspice
                    Auspice @Coin last edited by

                    @Coin said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

                    @Meg said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

                    @Auspice not gonna lie, i checked my nipples.

                    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

                    Well, obvs so did I when I learned about it since I know I am on point with my lip stick. 😄

                    Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.

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                    • surreality
                      surreality @Ghost last edited by

                      @Ghost OH MY GOD. ...that is kinda amazing.

                      Oh fucking well.

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                      • S
                        Seraphim73 @Paris last edited by

                        @Paris Also because you shouldn't be making someone else clean up a mess that's at least as easy for you to clean up.

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                        • Goyim
                          Goyim last edited by

                          so apparently the rape advice hotline is for victims

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                          • Scorn
                            Scorn last edited by

                            Catnip is ten times more effective at repelling mosquitos. And your cat will love you.

                            Also, this. All the this.

                            alt text

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                            • thebird
                              thebird @Ghost last edited by thebird

                              @Ghost
                              Damnit...I can't unhear, or unsee that now... Volbeat as Cher

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                              • Auspice
                                Auspice @thebird last edited by

                                @thebird said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

                                @Ghost
                                Damnit...I can't unhear, or unsee that now... Volbeat as Cher

                                I've listened to Volbeat and Cher songs back and forth and now the only thing I'm mad about now is how much Cher I've just listened to, but they sound completely different y'all.

                                What the shit are you guys smoking and why aren't you sharing?!

                                Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.

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                                • mietze
                                  mietze last edited by mietze

                                  Volbeat's name sounds kinda a little too similar to vulva for me to not have that image in my head. Admittedly, being named Vulva (Velvet Vulva?) for a singer is actually kinda neat.

                                  And why WOULDN'T you want to sound like Weird Al?!?!?!

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                                  • Kanye Qwest
                                    Kanye Qwest Banned last edited by

                                    Volbeat just makes me think of Volibear, and then I want to play league of legends, and then I play league of legends, and I remember I suck at league of legends.

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                                    • Coin
                                      Coin @Kanye Qwest last edited by

                                      @Kanye-Qwest said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

                                      Volbeat just makes me think of Volibear, and then I want to play league of legends, and then I play league of legends, and I remember I suck at league of legends.

                                      Man, I stomped a Fiora yesterday using Illaoi. It was supremely satisfying. Volibear was on the other team. Stomped his ass, too. She ain't big on sermons--broken bones teach better lessons. RAWR.

                                      "Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.

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                                      • Coin
                                        Coin @Coin last edited by

                                        @Coin said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

                                        @Kanye-Qwest said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

                                        Volbeat just makes me think of Volibear, and then I want to play league of legends, and then I play league of legends, and I remember I suck at league of legends.

                                        Man, I stomped a Fiora yesterday using Illaoi. It was supremely satisfying. Volibear was on the other team. Stomped his ass, too. She ain't big on sermons--broken bones teach better lessons. RAWR.

                                        P.S. I want a League of Legends MU.

                                        "Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.

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                                        • Misadventure
                                          Misadventure @Coin last edited by

                                          @Coin said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

                                          P.S. I want a League of Legends MU.

                                          I believe that the example of player toxicity from the source would bleed over and melt the server, transform the fiber optics to bile, and murder the staff before the doors even opened.

                                          I have a waggish sense of humor.

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                                          • Kanye Qwest
                                            Kanye Qwest Banned last edited by

                                            We did a one shot DND game once with LOL champions. My ex played a minion and had us in tears, because when his boots were on he could only walk forward.

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