Things We Should Have Learned Sooner

[Ghost]

Volbeat sounds like Cher

[Coin]

@Ghost said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

Volbeat sounds like Cher

Who's Volbeat?

[Ghost]

@Coin said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Ghost said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

Volbeat sounds like Cher

Who's Volbeat?

Dude sounds like Cher.
Ever since someone pointed this out to me...that's all I see in my head when I hear the band.

https://youtu.be/GWOIDN-akrY

[Coin]

@Ghost said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Coin said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Ghost said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

Volbeat sounds like Cher

Who's Volbeat?

Dude sounds like Cher.
Ever since someone pointed this out to me...that's all I see in my head when I hear the band.

https://youtu.be/GWOIDN-akrY

I am at work so I cannot verify. But okay.

[Meg]

@Auspice not gonna lie, i checked my nipples.

[Coin]

@Meg said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Auspice not gonna lie, i checked my nipples.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

[Ghost]

The guy thing is true.

<.<

Pro Tip: Your lips don't change color if you're into penis bleaching

<.<

(joking, by the way. I'd never admit to that)

[Auspice]

@Coin said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Meg said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Auspice not gonna lie, i checked my nipples.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

Well, obvs so did I when I learned about it since I know I am on point with my lip stick.

[surreality]

@Ghost OH MY GOD. ...that is kinda amazing.

[Seraphim73]

@Paris Also because you shouldn't be making someone else clean up a mess that's at least as easy for you to clean up.

[Goyim]

so apparently the rape advice hotline is for victims

[Scorn]

Catnip is ten times more effective at repelling mosquitos. And your cat will love you.

Also, this. All the this.

[thebird]

@Ghost
Damnit...I can't unhear, or unsee that now... Volbeat as Cher

[Auspice]

@thebird said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Ghost
Damnit...I can't unhear, or unsee that now... Volbeat as Cher

I've listened to Volbeat and Cher songs back and forth and now the only thing I'm mad about now is how much Cher I've just listened to, but they sound completely different y'all.

What the shit are you guys smoking and why aren't you sharing?!

[mietze]

Volbeat's name sounds kinda a little too similar to vulva for me to not have that image in my head. Admittedly, being named Vulva (Velvet Vulva?) for a singer is actually kinda neat.

And why WOULDN'T you want to sound like Weird Al?!?!?!

[Kanye Qwest]

Volbeat just makes me think of Volibear, and then I want to play league of legends, and then I play league of legends, and I remember I suck at league of legends.

[Coin]

@Kanye-Qwest said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

Volbeat just makes me think of Volibear, and then I want to play league of legends, and then I play league of legends, and I remember I suck at league of legends.

Man, I stomped a Fiora yesterday using Illaoi. It was supremely satisfying. Volibear was on the other team. Stomped his ass, too. She ain't big on sermons--broken bones teach better lessons. RAWR.

[Coin]

@Coin said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Kanye-Qwest said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

Volbeat just makes me think of Volibear, and then I want to play league of legends, and then I play league of legends, and I remember I suck at league of legends.

Man, I stomped a Fiora yesterday using Illaoi. It was supremely satisfying. Volibear was on the other team. Stomped his ass, too. She ain't big on sermons--broken bones teach better lessons. RAWR.

P.S. I want a League of Legends MU.

[Misadventure]

@Coin said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

P.S. I want a League of Legends MU.

I believe that the example of player toxicity from the source would bleed over and melt the server, transform the fiber optics to bile, and murder the staff before the doors even opened.

[Kanye Qwest]

We did a one shot DND game once with LOL champions. My ex played a minion and had us in tears, because when his boots were on he could only walk forward.