Posts made by tragedyjones

This thread has gotten weird...

Wired matrix is a total dealkiller for me, honestly. I don't want worse computer technology in my sci-fi than my smartphone.

@ThugHeaven said:

@silentsophia I thought we were into the multi-ethnic hipster chick lesbian phase now? If its not a thing it should be.

Disagree. Lesbians are useless to me. Less than useless, even! They may steal my wimminz.

Hey folks (but mostly @EmmahSue and @Glitch) - http://theonyxpath.com/ascension-mage-the-awakening/

Mage is now done development and in editing.

I usually cut my TS scenes short after I reach orgasm.

@Cobaltasaurus said:

@tragedyjones, this was not the lesson I wanted you to learn when I told you about singlewhiteboystexting. : (

Less chastisement more boobs.

@The-Tree-of-Woe said:

What you have to do is convince a bunch of well-meaning female players that you have a deep emotional connection with them, possibly by faking being autistic or some such, farm up your XP, and then be a complete asshole to anyone who dares to show up in your genre sporting a penis, so they know who the Alpha Male is, rrrr.
I can totally do this. I already have Tourette's Syndrome, I will just pretend it is worse!

A new offender got transferred to my caseload today, and the first thing he told me is he was jealous of my beard. I established dominance without needing to speak a word.

Y'see that, @surreality? DOWNVOTE!

@Miss-Demeanor said:

I'll volunteer! But only because TJ is like, totally hawt and offering teh sexxorz.

Still waiting for those booby pics

I should have gone with a Kickstarter instead.

Little information on Samurai-Style Hunter the Vigil:

http://theonyxpath.com/edo-jidai-hunter-compacts-and-conspiracies-for-dark-eras/

@Coin said:

You can't advertise for a harem, man. You have to be sneaky about it. Collect them like trading cards and then hope they don't freak out when you try to get them to TS with you in the same scene together.

You're fucking with tradition, here.

Who is tradition? Is she hot?

When people see traffic ITT, they need to know it is because I am irresistible, not that I had drama.

Nobody wants drama in their harem.

@Arkandel said:

@tragedyjones said:

Currently I am playing on Eldritch.

Explain this.

Playing is a strong term. I made a vampire PC recently. I won't get into issues about why I game--hopped in a thread about me seeing some titties.

Doublepost:

@Glitch sent me a dick(girl).

We've all played on Shang. I don't care if you have a penis so long as you also have boobies,

Edit: I will not clarify if this was a response to @Glitch or to @surreality.

I have decided that it is far beyond the time I have an e-Harem of my own. So I am taking applications. Members of the Harem will be expected to follow me from game to game. Currently I am playing on Eldritch.

Requirements: Must be willing to show your tits, must accept unsolicited dick pics AND praise me for having "like seriously a big cock". If I decide to ever RP you must make a female character with a pb of my choosing to TS when I decide, and also not play with other guys. Don't be a slut.

As a member of my harem I promise to listen to you talk about how horrible your life is, especially if you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/SO who isn't satisfying you. I shall intimate that I of course would totally sex you up right, but you are so far away.

Please send all inquiries to my chat window.

Just watched the latest Mr. Robot. It might be the best show of the summer.

My bank just scared the craps out of me. The suspicious charge of 9.99 for Xbox Live that happens monthly on this date? Not likely a worry.