I'll go first.
His name is Lazarus.
One time, in a SuperHero tabletop game, I asked my players to list their characters' pet peeves. The list came up as follows:
- Liberals
- Hipsters
- People who talk too much
- People who listen to stupid music (metalhead player)
So I created an on the spot character whom I accidentally named "Laz". Laz was a waiter at a pizza place the heroes went to out of costume to try to take some time off. Enter a hipster with an ironic haircut, a neck tattoo of a rose, and a finely coiffed beard, wearing a plaid shirt and a white belt with his blue jeans. His dialogue was as such:
- "Hey, are you guys doing anything tonight? Because I'm totally into this band you probably don't know about, the Jamie Lannister Pornography Experience, they're kind of like a melange of Anthrax, old-school Lady Gaga, and Tibetan throat singing, and if you're cool you'll probably go."
- "Hey, why are you ordering iced teas when we've got vegan ultra-local microbrews? Oh, also? You're ordering the quiche nachos, right? Anyone who's anyone gets them"
They ended up accidentally causing him to die in a kitchen explosion.
A few months later we started a new super hero game. They were all playing mutants at Xaviers. GUESS WHO THEY RUN INTO AT A COFFEE HOUSE?
Only now, Lazarus is a mutant with a fringe mutant skill of +40 to coffee making, technopsychic control of all APPLE devices, and a power where he will resurrect after dying, but with no prior knowledge of 48 hours before his death.
"Oh hey, look at you guys! Hey, have you heard of 311 versus the Volcano? They're like a country version of Metallica meets De La Soul..."
Dead.
"Oh, dude we've never met before, my name's Laz, pronounced Laaaaws but it's short for Lazarus..."
Dead.
"Dude, do you guys wanna sign up for my quinoa apple butter microbrew tasting?"
Dead.
They're now begging me to have Laz show up in every game I run for them.