@kitteh what resolution are you actively seeking in this situation?
I'm not being snide when I ask this.
This is going to drag on forever and I think the best thing that both yourself and @surreality can do at this point is to either take it to private messages, or respectfully, without rude language, state what your preference for resolution is.
This:
Not this:
If @saosmash and I, or @shangexile and @surreality can find a decent resolution that puts the knives away, so can you.