Ugh, my Table top DM seems to have fallen in love with Labrythn Lord, citing a preference the old school experience... that went out of style 5 years before he was born.
I tried to convince him that 3d6 down the line, rolling for level 1 HP was lame and wouldn't make for any sort of campaign, but he was all jazzed to do it.
We set up ambushes and plan out our method of attack and he's like, 'Fuck it, roll initiative! Oh, the giant beetles hit for 9 damage, you die! HAHAHAhaha isn't this fun?!'
And he wants us to take his 'campaign' seriously, getting upset when we decide to leave the dungeon where harpies that hit for 4x our HP with each of their 3 attacks live, and start planning on killing the merchant who sells things for 2x list price after he tells us we get xp for GP found and much less than xp for killing shit.
I'm don't think I'll ever be drunk enough for this.